#cervid!sam

dean likes to hang little tree air fresheners on deer!sam’s antlers as a prank bc it takes sam a while to get them off. sam rams dean in the groin as payback

supernatural where everything is the same except sam is a talking deer (still with his beautiful hair). he holds his gun/knife in his mouth and when he grows antlers john coats them in silver and holy water and dead man’s blood. deer sam doesn’t wear pants or shoes but he does wear his nice shirts and he carries around his laptop in a messenger bag

an elk i work with dropped his antlers yesterday and it made me think of deer!sam being really self-conscious about his huge rack (no not his tits) and hoping that he drops his antlers soon so ppl won’t be as intimidated by him