#centaurformers

reader is gonna have to get under the centaurs with a sponge and clean their interface arrays because they can't reach it themselves. ultra magnus is standing there with draft horse stoicism while reader dabs at his sheath after he uses a breeding mount. blurr can barely hold still when it's his turn and his spike gets hard so fast that it slaps reader on the cheek.

i suppose the horse-bots would be on a stud/breeding farm, the "elite guard" in this au are all prize-winning purebreds whose transfluid sells for thousands of dollars. poor optimus and his team are washouts who didn't perform well for whatever reasons so they fill the role of bait stallions for other centaurs in heat.

meanwhile there's bovitaur bull megatron in the adjacent field, too aggressive to be penned with anyone else, plotting some animal farm bullshit about strapping reader down and using *them* as breeding stock for a change.

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thank you skull anon for shattering my balls with this

Every part of it is perfection - you have injected steroids straight into my penith, i am overdosing

Now you got me imagine some poor handler trying to go through their daily chores while every damn centaur on the farm (and megabull) want to fuck them. Bonus points if they can actively smell the reader ovulating, so they're actively dying. Their handler just wants to do their damn job

We've got so many options here. Maybe a thing where everyone on the farm ends up taking turns on them while on the breeding mount until they're nice and full of their transfluid

"tyranny.....complies"

when winter comes and there is little space left for warmth, one must accept the outcome to survive the cold. With Centaurs, community is everything even with the..... complex ones. everyone knows about their hatred towards each other, but why do they still stick together. the winter brings out the worst in centaurs as moods are shifted and resources are either few or hoarded.

Ratchet winding up sparked thanks to the vigorous and lengthy spikes-I mean lovemaking of his two lovers. He gets all fat and heavy not just with their litter but with milk as well. Ratchet gets tired easily and tends to nap a lot. With two studs, one is always nearby to guard him while the other is entrusted to bring them all Energon.

Drift and Rodders prefer to drink from their sparked up mate. They want their fill before the sparkling arrives. Ratchet will hold them and pet their heads as they drink, sighing in sweet relief.

And if one slips in their spike while the other drinks well that’s just as well.

Ratchet with the farmer as he's confirmed that he is pregnant, and goes to drag Roddy and Drift into a cuddle pile and feel his stomach as that's where their calf's will be made.

Them also being very protective of their now cow, making sure no one uninvited gets close, and even then Drift won't even let the farmers get close to get some milk from Ratchet as they see how full he's getting.

"We can help him ourselves." as their face is obviously stuffed in Ratchets leaking tits, sucking away, letting the milk drain and have Ratchet no longer suffering from a hurt back.

Centaur Au? In this household we love centaurs!

Breakdown has definitely been the most difficult one to draw so far but I love how he came out! He's a true beefcake lol

Of course I had to put the husbands together to show off how utterly massive Breakdown is! Maxed moose stats lmao he's 7 feet at his moose shoulders and overall about 10'3.

Meanwh, Knockout is based on an Arabian horse and 5ish feet at his withers, overall about 7'9!

Same Anon.

This could be RID 15 Grimbee coded.

RID 15 Bee is a Centaur: Perfect mix for speed and strength very pretty but incredibly stubborn and rejects any other Centaur that tries to approach him.

RID Grimlock is a massive Mer terrifying in the waters and a cryptid on land. There's a specific plot of land that no other creature will step in because that's Grimlock's relaxing spot.

Naturally these two meet and yada yada they start fucking.

It takes a while but Bee starts showing signs of pregnancy.

Bee's small herd is curious what creature Bee managed to court.

Bee disappears to give birth and never returns.

Naturally Fix It, Strongarm, and Sideswipe go look for Bee dreading the possibility of his death.

Their last resort is to look in Grimlock's domain. Their expectations of finding Bee alive were at an all time low.

They were surprised to see Bee alive with a green and yellow foal with a strange fur pattern, odd eyes and teeth not quite normal for a Centaur.

Fix had a spark attack seeing Grimlock playing with it.