So y'all already know that I love and ship smopkins right? The problem I have is that people keep telling me, "Wouldn't that be a toxic relationship? Wouldn't that be a bad or abusive relationship?" My ass wants to ask so many questions back to them.
- When do Gary and Jimmy's relationship begin? Sure, if it begins right after Happy Volts then it very well could be, but what if you wrote Jimmy and Gary remeeting as adults? When they have time to fully grow and develop into their own people. Many of the behaviors you have as a teenager don't carry on into adulthood because you become more reasonable and see "Ohhh this doesn't work."
- What are you basing your assumptions of Gary's behavior on? Rockstar made Gary a two dimensional hot take on the mentally ill friendless white boy. We don't know much of anything about who he really is aside from that narrative Rockstar tried to sell. We only saw how Gary responded in one situation, a situation written back in 2006 by people who did not grasp how mental illness worked or how to make a fully fleshed antagonist.
We don't know how Gary could respond to a romantic situation. We only see how he responds to people he views as " lesser backstabbers lying in wait." What if something or someone came around and challenged Gary's assumptions? Many anti-smopkins folks think they can predict Gary's behavior, but Rockstar threw that out the window when they made a kid who had only ADD,(as far as Rockstar tells us) and treated him him like a megalomaniac sociopath.
- Did you guys forget this is all happening in the realm of fanfiction and fanart or something? Rockstar may have been too preoccupied with making a whole game to fully develop Gary, but that doesn't mean the wonderful fanfic authors are. In the realm of fanfiction, we have A/B/O fic, Wingfic, demons and angels fics, and so many more that I can't even fathom them all. This is the realm where anything can happen so long as it's written well. So sure, you could have a fanfic author who explores just how toxic Smopkins can get (hint: Gary is rainbows and unicorns compared to some of my friends exes.) And there are other fanfic authors that describe the situations where Gary and Jimmy's relationship flourishes and does well. And all the many grey areas in-between exist within these fics.
- Oh and you never shipped something questionable? If you ship Trevor and Michael from GTA V, how are you any different than a smopkins shipper? (This isn't the only example but I wanted to keep it within Rockstar) Trevor has literally killed people, Micheal enjoys committing large robberies for fun. By the logic of anti-smopkins folks, these two are destined to have a toxic as fuck relationship. Hell, Rockstar explicitly makes it clear even their friendship is toxic, but does that stop the ship? Nope.
Gary and Jimmy look like a much better relationship in comparison. But, I'm not here to have a, "who's ship is more toxic", competition. I'm just saying that shipfics and fanart don't care about canon, circumstances, and any other information that would stop them. They all get either written out, circumvented, better developed, and just flat out ignored in the world of fandom. Authorial intent doesn't really mean shit anymore and that means that if people see romantic tension where the author didn't intend, then too bad there's romantic tension now.
- What real harm are they doing? By writing fanfiction and creating fanart about a game that is mostly forgotten and niche to begin with what harm does shipping smopkins really pose? This is just a hobby y'all, a harmless interest. Like the people who follow true crime, play violent video games, and watch horror films, sure these hobbies get judged by "more normal respectable people with respectable hobbies" but none of these hobbies harm anyone. So why don't y'all relax and let people like things without trying to shoot their enthusiasm down.
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âSkelton!â Israel looked up at the sound of his name. Reddened hazel eyes squinting against the smoke that invaded his eyes. A guard beckoned him over. âGo to the center of the city and get the civilians out. We donât need more casualties. Oh, and if you cause trouble and Iâll put bullets through that pretty brain of yours.â Israel nodded in understanding. The guard didnât need to say anymore. Lighting another cigarette, he slunk off, unaware of the hell he would find himself in.
It all happened so fast when he got to the center of the city. He knew it would be bad but not this bad. And then it got worse. So much worse. For a moment he wondered if he was dreaming. Was this some kind of virtual torture? This couldn't be real... it couldn't be. The blonde prisoner's screams echoed in his head as he stood there - staring at the mangled corpse - frozen. His mind screaming at him to run but his feet were frozen as he stared in awe. Two sets of blood-red eyes fell on him. They came sprinting at him on all fours. Thinking fast he broke the glass window of a police SUV and opened the door. Climbing in frantically he began to look around, his mind trying to grip what he had just witnessed. Where were the goddamn lights? He had been in these things plenty of times but he never knew how they worked. He didnât have much time... there! Triggering the sirens and the lights he hoped it would be enough to keep the beasts away. They hated loud noises and bright lights, right?! Hunkering down in the driverâs seat he began to try and hotwire the car. THUMP! THUMP! The beasts jumped on the roof and hood of the car, the metal caving like play-doh causing Israel to look up. âShit shit shit...â Israel thought, eyes wide as he stared back at the beast before him through a now cracked windshield. It smiled at him before grunting to the other. The other beast growled back. They were communicating?
âOh fuck...â
The SUV began to rock back and forth causing Israel to be thrown around like a doll. Moving to open the door and crawl out the opposite side, he felt the SUV tip sideways, spilling the wolf out onto the pavement. He laid there dazed for a minute. Blood dripping down into his eye. The screeching of metal caught his attention. Rolling slightly he managed to evade the SUV as it fell over on its side - almost crushing his lower half underneath it. Glass shattered around him, cutting his flesh and getting caught in his hair. The two hybrids were now circling him like prey as he pushed himself onto his stomach.Â
at 4pm exactly, a cackle can be heard thorough the entire school, alerting the students of the presence of one ever devious poltergeist. and directly after: an explosion of sorts in every urinal, toilet, and drain. it seems that the pipes in the castle has been backed up, no, not by a basilisk this time, but by a rather naughty ghost.Â
well? what are you waiting for? murky waters has already started to fill the floors of the bathrooms, corridors, and so forth. do you want to stay and stew in sewage or do you want to redirect immediately to the school courtyard?
grab a coat, if you can. itâs chilly. dinner will be held there, at 6pm!!
oh, and iâd steer clear of moaning myrtle if i were you, sheâs extremely upset.
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The past few days had given away to hell on Earth. At this point he really shouldnât be surprised... and yet... here he found himself clinging to life yet again. Although, at this point clinging to life took on a whole new meaning. It was out of raw spite. For the past few days, he had been scrambling around the city. At this point, he was purely moving on autopilot. Live. Survive. Prove them wrong.
It took approximately three and a half minutes for Israel to finish his crawling climb to his secret hideaway on the roof. So far, so good-- his taunts seemed to be doing exactly as he hoped: buying him time. As his fingers wrapped about the cord keeping his ammo bag closed, he heard the war cry resounding throughout the depths of the city, and it stilled the wolf to his core. He felt his entire body shiver from his spine to his digits, a fear so deeply entrenched in his being that he barely managed to turn towards the sounds of footfalls filling his ears; barely managed to evade the knife coming directly between his oculars; barely managed to react at all. The sudden attack left the wolf with few options and little time. Fingers desperately worked to dislodge the rifle at his back from it's holdings, single-handed until his left hand tied the bag's cord to a belt loop. Israel jolted backwards, narrowly avoiding an attempt to dislodge him from his precarious perch, feet awkwardly moving him backwards along the roof. A soft click, and he felt the weight of his rifle drop into his hands, and with that... he fell backwards off the roof, the flash of a grin the last thing to pass the stone surface as air rushed past him towards ground.
With new shells available to him, it took seconds for him to reload his rifle, sending a proper shot off towards the wooden beam the hunter stood upon, though his shot resonated moments too late, hitting the board and snapping it after the hunter jumped. He used the momentum from his fall to send him closer to his destination -- a fire escape. This gave him just enough to give him that extra second to aim. In an instant, the bullet rang out from the barrel-- perfectly lined up, perfectly timed, or so Israel thought. Nope, you missed. He growled soundlessly between clenched teeth, watching the hunter surface in his sight. The wolf spared little time in reloading his weapon and readying his next shot. Each shot ensured the hunter expended energy to dodge, to block, or if luck felt kind, grazed a chance hit here-and-there. Each step closer to his last shot meant he might chance seeing tomorrow.
Israel touched down on the street mere moments before the hunter, quick feet steering him further away from the city towards the coves. His assailant was gaining on him, bringing them closer to melee range, which the hunter took advantage of. A strong hand forced Israel backwards, taking more effort than he liked to create distance between the two as they clashed. Debris in the air coated his lungs as he breathed deep in an attempt to keep his head about him. He sputtered out a soundless cough, his gaze locked upon his hunter, allowing his body to move fluidly on instinct now. Locked barrel to barrel, they stared one another down, his own rifle down towards his hip, using his side to steady the length to keep his shots straight. "Oh, if only I could taste the tension in the air! Are you two going to drop everything and start making out?" He swallowed down a mouthful of dust in response to the unwanted voice a few feet away from them, breathing out a soundless hiss through his teeth. He knew that voice. He had grown up with that voice. He knew her.
Israelâs muscles ached, heart pounding faster than he thought possible. For being supernatural, it certainly felt like the muscle might burst right out of his chest; his lungs pleading for more oxygen, unable to take in air fast enough to make up for his earlier exertions. "I mean, here he is, he's chased you all the way out here, just you, just for you, and you've met him every step of the way, I mean, it's like you're absolutely perfect for each other." Israel stopped himself from paying her any mind, as his footfalls drowned out her words. âIsrael, you know your limitations. Just give up. You wonât win.â Israel lacked the will to protest her point-- indeed, Israel knew very well the limitations of his body... even the parts not of him. Israel squinted at both the female and male hunter, so familiar, though he felt hard-pressed to remember why. He leaned back, torso slumping, shoulders forward, keeping the rifle secured against his side with his right hand as the left held the next round of bullets. He stood like an off-duty soldier, tired and burdened with thoughts of war-- of survival. His breathing heavy, his chest heaved with each intake and release, but he listened, silent. âYou donât remember do you? Thatâs a shame...â As the female spoke, Israel caught his breath; they both enjoyed this short respite, surely. âWhy would he, Yvette? He was drugged half the time?â
A trickle of red ran the length of his own cheek, one of the few nicks from jumping through the closed window earlier. Aside from his obvious exhaustion and the hunterâs dings, neither of them boasted any real damage from this encounter. Israel knew he stood little chance should the hunters decide to overtake him now. He shoved the next set of bullets into a pocket, shifting the rifle from his right to his left, propping the butt against his shoulder. âIf anything, I should thank you. You were a perfect test dummy." Israel felt a lump rising from his gut to his throat before the next few words came from the male hunterâs mouth. Visibly, Israel frowned. Test dummy. Test dummy? What the hell is he talking about? He hissed at the forefront of his mind, the distinct feeling of his anger hiding just behind his eyes. âShoot him, Israel. Shoot him now!â A voice in his head urged; his fingers twitched, but refrained from pulling the trigger. Was one life worth his own life? He ground his teeth against one another, steadying himself, his arm previously trembling. Just what... what did this woman know?
Knife versus rifle-- the scene played out in his mind. The hunter would rush forward, Israel would match him, the end of his barrel meeting the hunter's Adam's apple, the silver knife deep within Israel's abdomen. A death for a death. It felt right, somehow, but Israel knew better than to give up that easily.
Israel registered the hunterâs stance, squaring his own shoulders, feet holding him steady to the floor beneath them. I might be an abomination, an affront against God, and an unholy creature stuck to this earth for an eternity of suffering, but at least I am no longer a play toy, just doing as I'm told, with no thought of my own. The realization, for both of them, of who stood in front of them, hit Israel hard. Michael? He remembered the man, somewhat fondly-- though his memories felt hazy. They always ended up in this dance, didn't they? Israel sneered. Who is defective now?
"My mission is to eliminate you, Israel. This shouldâve been done long ago. Consider it a mercy killing."
As he heard his name, Israel leveled his weapon, right eye shut as he took aim. He would not move from his spot, not until he took his shot. He'd let the hunter make the first move. I don't kill innocents and claim it's all for the sake of divine judgment. The snarl on his lips spoke volumes. Michael, I don't want to kill you. His breathing leveled out, his entire form stilling, his shot lined up directly-- from the barrel to Michaelâs left eye, as Israel expected the hunter to shift left when the assault began. Still, he felt the hesitation in his arms. Daring a glance past Michael, Israel took in the sight of the flat wall coming up behind the hunter. If Michael lunged at him, he could... with the right shot, he could drop a few wooden beams and, giving himself time to escape, without seriously injuring either of them.
An idea, at least-- something to contemplate in the thick air surrounding them. He met eyes with Michael once more, his gun never shifting from its position, despite his minimal movement. He gulped down the saliva pooling in his mouth, waiting to react to the first sign of movement, finger sitting precariously on the trigger-- a twitch away from firing. "Why are you so desperate to live? Are you not their prisoner? What loyalty do you have to them?" He knew he'd attempt the escape route, even if he failed to dodge the oncoming knife. To spite you all. Blood marred whatever direction this duel took them, whether only one or the both of them finally landed a blow. Wriggling free from Michaelâs grasp, Israel started towards the forest from the West Side. If he could steer them towards familiar territory heâd have a better chance at ending this.
The distance between the two was great. Immediately Israel and his ranged weaponry had the advantage. Michael needed to close the distance and quick, being at this range with someone who so easily wielded a rifle was not a situation he preferred to stay in. Michael did his best to avoid incoming shots; keeping his body slim and side face just as he had always known. If he was to be hit by a bullet it would hit his arm, not his heart. Yet Israel knew better, it was Michaelâs head he was after.
Bullet after bullet was lost while Israel maintained his perfect distance, not too close to invite melee but not too far where Michael would be able to easily dodge. Did he mean to drain his stamina? In truth he had already taken on impeding wounds, yet Michael did his best not to make it known. Michael realized with as much fatigue as Israel planned to put him through the only option was to end it all with one move. The words of his commander rang through his ears, âA tiger uses all of his strength, even when hunting rodents!â He charged towards Israel as the paved streets gave way to dirt and green. Without time to blink he was upon the wolf, his weapon aimed to fish out the heart his commander desired. He feinted when he came within an inch of attack and reached for his combat knife. As he reached his arm back to plunge the blade deep into Israelâs neck. Behind him was the power of not just his sister, or even his commander but an entire. A war cry resonated in him ready to end this battle with one fell action.
âFill them!â He heard Yvetteâs voice, âFill your eyes with hatred!â He gazed with savage nature at the fearless eyes of Israel - faces only inches away. Time seemed to slow as he prepared to take life and his sisterâs words ricocheted in the depths of his mind, âAccept your violent fate! Accept it and prove you deserve such a legacy!â How⌠How could someone he had known for so long cause him to be filled with such revulsion? He asked himself who Israel represented, was his existence worthy of such loathing? He had never asked for this...
His eye caught the glimmer of something behind him as Yvette screamed and Michael missed Israelâs head completely as they fell to the ground.
âIs thatâŚ!â Michael panicked. An explosive⌠at that it was one of his own â a grenade! Michael would not bring explosives, and would never use one in such close-quarters. No help was requested on this mission, why did anyone feel the need to assist?! He knew not what came over him as he bit into his lip and exclaimed to Israel and Yvette, ââŚRun!â In a flash, he picked up the explosive and batted it into the high depths of the trees. With no time he dodged for cover and prayed fate let him see another day.
A cacophony of sound erupted from the grenade. Decades of dirt filled the surrounding area. Branches fell from the higher parts of the trees and came crashing down to the forest floor in a shudder. The proud forest now took heavy damage, smoke rising around them as they coughed. Shrapnel flew before Israelâs face and white-hot embers of burning flame sparked amongst the debris.
Michael could not think of this, his act of kindness was all that filled his head. He knew not why he felt the urge to protect him⌠Israel was his target and ending him here and now would have completed his task. He hated himself, not only for letting the target away but also for giving mercy to the abominations that did not return the kindness. This act of pity would dwell within his mind for the rest of his life. The vulnerability of human nature shook him and he was once again given a grim reminder of his own mortality amongst these eternal creatures.
The dust cleared, and gone was Israel. Michael stood up slowly and turned to see no enemy before him. His target was known for his perception and could have easily put a bullet between his eyes before Michaelâs vision cleared came to and yet⌠he did not. While Michael aimed to kill him, Israel only aimed to escape. Consumed by regret, Michael threw his knife and empty rifle to the ground in a tantrum. He screamed into the acoustics of the forest with a rage suffice for a millennia. To report to his commander a failure was to him as worse as not reporting back at all.
âIâm going to make you suffer in this life, and the next⌠Israel Skelton.â
He spotted this squadron, of whom was responsible for the display of such poor combat tactics and immediately began to determine an adequate retribution for letting Israel get away. If they survived that is.Â
With this ears still ringing from the blast Israel ran. His legs did not stop pumping as he steered himself back towards the city. He would let those things handle the hunters he had abandoned in the forests. Surely the blast would draw their attention. If not his fellow wolves would descend upon them. Coughing smoke from his lungs, bleary eyes squinted against burning tears as he tried to get his whereabouts. His body doubled over to catch his breath as his once proud posture caved. Body sinking to the pavement, as he fell hard to his knees. His mind screamed to keep moving. But he couldnât bring himself to move an inch. He would rest... just for a minute...
It was at that moment he realized... today was his birthday...
It was not unusual for Jieun to be alone. She spent a lot of time alone, honestly. Much of her free time, however, was spent in the company of hats as she crafted them to sell to her customers. The owner of the store had long since left Jieun alone to run to store, since she herself travelled the world. Jieun often found herself, as a result, talking to her hats for entertainment. Things like television ended up distracting her from her work, so she only indulged in these mysterious but pleasant pastimes when she wasnât supposed to be working.
However, today, she was not working, nor was she cooped up in the hat store, over which she lived. No, on that particular Saturday, Jieun found herself drawn towards the expo that was in town, feeling it seemed incredibly interesting. She wandered the stalls aimlessly, since there was no one else with her to regulate her. She observed some things with great interest, and passed up that which didnât draw her in. Such as the freedom of being alone.
And yet, it had its drawbacks too.
The giant portal had ripped open in the center of the expo, and Jieun had been unfortunate enough to be near it. She arms flailed widely as she tried to grab onto something, anything to tether her to the world she was currently inhabiting. Her fingers grazed the wood of a stall, but she was lifted from the ground by the force of the portal and found herself flying into it.
It was an endless fall. She sped downwards, fearing the worst when she reached the bottom. But what could she do to prevent an inevitable death from such a long fall? She shut her eyes tight, tears leaking out as she braced herself for what she thought would be her end.
And yet she landed quite softly on her feet.
She opened her eyes slowly, dabbing them dry in a hurry. A quick glance around told her that many others had been pulled in too. None of them bore faces she recognized. Their eyes slid over her, as if they didnât see her. She quickly dropped her head, wanting to avoid their gaze anyway. Not that she was of any interest to them anyway.
It was only then that Jieun realized she was standing on a massive chess board. She blinked in surprise and made and attempt to move, but found her feet felt incredibly heavy. It was immensely difficult to lift them, and it was an impossible feat once she tried to move off her square. She looked around, panicked. Were they⌠pieces? She didnât know enough about chess to knew what piece she was.
It was sudden.
Jieun was being moved, much against her will. Her feet forced her forward and she realized with a jolt, that the pieces belonging to the other side were horrific monsters.
She was placed on a space with a man who was covered in blood. It oozed from him and Jieun had to force herself not to retch, not to back away. She couldnât leave the space she was placed in.
It was a disgusting sight, but the initial panic that flooded her soon faded, since the man did nothing but stand there ominously. Then, he vanished quite suddenly. Jieun jumped in surprise. She glanced around and close by, she saw another person achieving a similar result. Her mind moved in overdrive as she tried to process, tried to understand this game of chess.
Several minutes passed as Jieun tried to reason conclusion after conclusion, but without great success. She could be sure of no definitive answer. Without warning, she started moving again. Startled, Jieun steeled herself to face the next monster.
It was grotesque. A huge spider was standing on the square, clicking its pinchers ominously. As soon as Jieun stopped in its square, it lunged at her, trying to trap her in its pinchers. Jieun was quick to dodge, moving on instinct rather than thought. She had nothing on her to fight this creature with, not that she thought she would have been able to do so effectively anyway.
She dodged and weaved to the best of her ability until finally the spider managed to grab her arm. It broke in the pinchers grip. She cried out, swinging wildly at the spiderâs eyes. She made contact with the squish spot and the spider recoiled. Jieun rallied, aiming again with her good arm. The spider seemed to be practically shrinking in size. As her confidence bloomed, the spider shrunk, until it was no bigger than the average house spider. Jieun stepped on it, broken arm hanging limply at her side. It was bleeding from the puncture wound.
It was an even longer wait this time before she moved again. She was exhausted, and her arm was in excruciating pain. She winced as it swung by her side when she walked and she forced herself to keep it still.
In this new square, there was nothing but a dark mass, having roughly the shape of a human figure. She squinted at it, but it remained somewhat undefined.
As soon as she stopped, the sound of faint whispers reached her ears. At first, she couldnât distinguish what was being said. Her heart began to race, to pound harshly against her chest.
She realized with a jolt that the mass was no longer so crudely outlined. Slowly, it seemed to be gaining definition. She could see cruel eyes looking at her, scanning every inch of her. Jieun tried to shrink herself, to hide herself from its judgmental looks.
The whispering was becoming more audible, more pronounced. A mouth could be seen on the mass, clearly speaking.
âShe is rather plain, isnât she?â âPlain? She downright ugly, if you ask me.â âShe useless too!â âYeah, its not wonder she is always alone. No one but hats for company.â âWho would want to spend time with her anyway?â
Jieun was shaking, sinking to her knees as words lapped over her harshly. She was sobbing, she realized. Her hands were clamped over her ears, but this only seemed to make the muttering louder, crueler.
âUseless!â
âHideous!â
âUnlovable,â
âSHUT UP,â she cried, wanting nothing more than for this to end.
And then suddenly, she was falling again. The space beneath her had opened and she had fallen through.