Dating C.B. Headcanons please!!!! Barely anyone writes for him :(
C.B Dating Headcanons!
A/N: Yahhooo!! Silly CB!!
Word count: N/A it's HC's
Headcanons!
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Definitely would spoil you with cuddles almost everywhere, even in public.
He cannot stay still for the life of him, so you'll often see him skating around you when he's talking to you...sometimes he trips though
Would love it if their partner was taller then him, but wouldn't mind if their shorter
Once you are pulled into cuddles in bed, you're never getting out..
Very very hyperactive partner, so you would have to deal with the amount of energy he has, but he's willing to tone it down if you genuinely cannot handle it and ask him nicely.
Loves giving hand and cheek kisses, and loves receiving forehead kisses
Isn't one for big dates, would adore small picnics or movie nights at home
If you support him in what he does, despite what it is, he's shocked at first but falls harder even moreso.
If you don't support him, he understands and is a little sad.
Overall, he adores you no matter what you look like etc.
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Can I get C.B. Headcanons where reader is a train and he tries to sabotage the other trains so they can win? (He’s definitely only doing this so his crush can win…. no other motives….. no siree)
Maybe reader knows he’s doing it and is like ‘just ask me out? I don’t mind the homicide but isn’t this a bit too much?’
Please and thank you!!
Here we go! I hope you enjoy it! It's a bit short, but I personally think it's pretty funny :>
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First of all, C.B did not like you, but you were just such a magnificent engine, he couldn’t not make sure you won!! For the first time in his life he didn’t even ask if the engine wanted to cause chaos like he did with Greaseball and Electra
He didn’t even approach you to race with him. During the race he just got rid of all the engines that would for sure pose a threat and did it in places you would see. You would for sure be impressed right?! (Don’t ask him why he wants to impress you, the answer is NOT A CRUSH)
After the race he was almost nervous when you came up to him. Which just make him giggle and move around more to somehow get that stupid nervous energy he barely even feels out of him
When you mentioned that you appreciated the help, but didn't particularly need it and if he could just ask you out instead of committing literal murders?
He was shocked… he could do that? No he couldn’t, because he doesn’t have a crush on you, but also you just practically said you’d be okay with dating him so….
C.B. kind of teases you a bit about wanting him to ask you out, but after you’ve kind of verbally cornered him he finally properly admits he has a crush on you and if he could take you out. Of course this is still in the most Red Caboose way you’ve ever heard, but you’ve learned to read between the lines
From then on you will not stop hearing compliments from C.B’s mouth. He’s obsessed with you and will absolutely continue to sabotage others for you. Now it’s even better because you can’t even be faulted for cheating as you have nothing to do with his bullshit :D
fine i will write about this disgusting grotesque creature that i love so much, i just want to tear his limbs off one by one 💕
C.B x READER
- Warning again! Another freak fest because it’s…it’s C.B, what do you expect? So yes there’s quite a bit of NSFW :3
- Flexible ASF! This lil guy can get in some crazy positions that have you in limbo between being flabbergasted but also hot under the collar. You can’t put your finger on it but there’s something about him that’s so uncanny but also so hot it’s unbelievable. CB being the sneak he is (since he’s a genius at reading people’s body language) would figure this out pretty quickly and use it to his advantage by showing off new tricks.
- Also since CB is just such a thoughtful partner (that’s not sarcasm trust me he is! Once you break through his walls first!) He decides to help you get flexible too, every morning you will come out of your bedroom to see a yoga mat and a grinning CB. As he helps you stretch out, he always places pressure to make it burn in the best way, and it’s actually very effective as you become nearly as flexible as him within a month!
- His flexibility also proves to be useful in other ways, when deciding to get creative in bed you both can do practically any position! Which leads to him hitting spots you didn’t even fathom were real.
- Spacial awareness? Who even is she? This man has NO CONCEPT of spacial awareness, like you could be taking a dump and CB would be right there with you. If you did kick him out, he would listen but he would wait right outside the door like a cat. Or in public, if you felt breathing on your shoulder don’t worry! That’s just CB :)
- Chronic reels watcher. He scroll for hours at full volume mind you, and it drives you so fucking crazy. The videos are so bad as well, imagine troom troom mixed with subway surfers. He also forces you to watch them with him and if he catches your eyes shutting trust me this little gremlin is not letting you sleep, you sleep when he lets you…
- CB has the cutest glasses ever! little nerdy ones that make him look like an academic whiz but you love them! Plus there’s something so hot about him being inside you, his glasses slowly slipping down his nose so you gently push them up for him. However, as much as you love them, CB despises them. He would much rather suffer with the headaches and squinting than actually being able to see. But the fact that even though he hates the glasses sometimes he will wear them during sex just to see you better, makes you feel warm inside.
- CB somehow has supersonic hearing, like this mf will hear you even if you’re whispering on the other side of the yard. It’s kind of scary how much he knows about everyone due to how much he listens… but hey you aren’t complaining since he always knows what your favourite things are without even telling him!
- He has perfect teeth, just straight pearly whites (he never had braces either!) You can’t help but be jealous by that stupidly pretty smile of his, or the fact that even right as he wakes up when he greets you his breath actually smells good for some fucked up reason. Or it might be the fact you’re so in love with him you can’t smell his morning breath, who knows?
- Also CB has a tongue piercing! You never noticed until you both were making out and you could feel something foreign brushing against your tongue that wasn’t CB’s tongue. You’re in luck too as that piercing will make you see stars as CB regularly changes it to get different textures to try in on you.
- Piggybacking off that other idea! CB is super hygienic and he shaves! I’m not just talking about his face either, you were quite shocked when you were kissing down his happy trail to find out it was smooth. It’s actually a blessing how well groomed he is, as that means no stray hairs getting in your mouth as you go down on him!
- This dude could win an award for how gorgeous his fluffy hair is, I mean that coppery colour mixed with the soft texture! Could you ask for anything better to tug on as he pleases you? I think not! Even better, CB definitely enjoys when you tug on his hair as a sign of ‘good job’ or ‘keep going’.
- CB gives unbelievable head. Just pure eye-rolling hot pleasure, who knew a man who uses his mouth to manipulate people could have other good uses for it! The best part is this little shit makes eye contact with you the whole time, even though he’s going down on you it’s like a sign of ‘I own you, all this pleasure you’re getting is from me and me only’
- Turns out he’s also really good with his fingers! That was to be expected though, with all the hustles he’s pulled off. It’s like CB knows exactly what you need, always pressing in the right spots at the right time. CB also likes to leave marks with his hands, especially near your throat and thighs.
- Surprisingly, for being a part of freight, CB is really smart! This guy can do equations within seconds like it’s nothing, but instead of choosing to go clean and use his smarts for good, he’s always up to mischief.
- CB is super funny! Without even trying he makes you laugh, because he’s just so weird and blunt and just everything about him makes you giggle. He’s definitely the worst person to be around in a situation where you aren’t allowed to laugh since just his face will make you crack up.
- Just an all round clingy bastard, he loves a good cuddle. Ever since making it official with CB you have never EVER slept alone without some part of his body being in contact with yours. Even in the summer when you both are dying from the heat, he would rather risk heatstroke than not being snuggled up next to you in bed!
- Not only is he a big cuddler, but CB is always secretly bumping and grinding into you on the yard. It’s a game that you and him play where you both see how much you can get away with, such as practically fucking eachother just with clothes on. Turns out you can get away with quite a lot with a boyfriend as sneaky as CB, you both managed to get each other off in front of Flat-Top once without him knowing!
- When you and CB first started getting intimate you were always so confused about this strange bump you could feel on his bulge, that was until you realised he had a frenum piercing! At first it seemed a bit daunting, I mean what if it got caught in your insides? Well the moment he entered you, you knew that was definitely NOT a problem as fucking hell it hit the right spots!
- CB is a huge fan of edging, whether he does it to you or the opposite. Just watching you give control to him and let him torture you is so hot, you feel the same way as you get some sadistic kick out of making CB cry. It’s a sexy sight seeing someone who is usually so in control like CB being broken down by you.
Hi. I love your yandere cobra kai content and I was wondering if you could do poly yandere Amanda and Daniel Larusso headcanons with a badass reader who thinks she doesn't need anyone in life and they think they know what's best for the reader? Thank you 😊
This is perfect! Thanks for requesting this!
"𝒯𝑜𝑜 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝑒"
Platonic Yandere Daniel and Amanda LaRusso with rebellious foster daughter:
Warnings: obsessive behaviours, possessive behaviours, unhealthy mindset, kidnapping (sort of), abuse mentions, underage smoking, violence, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
(Y/N) was a troubled kid who went through the foster system.
She had to fend for herself in the dangerous and crazy world she lived in, especially since most people who would foster her used her as a punching bag or meal ticket rather than a person.
So when she was with her social worker, it was quite a shock when the older woman's friends, the LaRussos, asked to attempt fostering the young girl.
(Y/N) scoffed at the idea, thinking it was stupid, that they would be the same as the rest.
The minute she entered the LaRusso house, she scoffed, thinking she knew exactly what kind of people they were.
Rich people who wanted some extra cash from fostering a kid.
Daniel and Amanda pretended not to hear her scoff.
"Welcome to your new home!" Daniel announced.
"Mhmm. Where's the dinky shed? I wanna know where I'm sleeping so I can get out of here already." (Y/N) questioned.
The adults turned to her with clear shock on their faces.
"Shed? Why on earth would you sleep in a shed?" Amanda questioned.
It was now (Y/N)'s turn to be shocked but she didn't express it.
"I'm a meal ticket. Extra cash. Punching bag. I don't give two fucks where I sleep as long as it's no where near you two." (Y/N) shrugged it off.
"How about I show you where your actual room is?" Daniel tried to break the tension.
(Y/N) rolled her eyes then nodded.
She was put in the guest room, which she had to admit was rather nice but she still had her guard up.
The adults of the LaRusso family told their biological children to be nice to (Y/N).
Daniel and Amanda did their best to make (Y/N) feel welcome, but she would ignore them or flinch if they tried to reach their hand in her direction.
Without them noticing, she would steal cash from their wallets and sneak out to buy cigarettes or smoke.
It was a stress reliever for her, especially since she had fought back against one woman who fostered her.
That woman smoked frequently and when (Y/N) pissed her off, she would snub out her cigarettes on (Y/N)'s body.
When (Y/N) fought back, she snubbed her own cigarette on the woman's skin, giving her a taste of her own medicine.
(Y/N) was sitting on a park bench and took a long drag from her cigarette before blowing smoke circles to amuse herself.
She decided to walk to a convenience store to buy something quick to eat.
On her way there, she happened to pass by a restaurant which Amanda and Daniel were exiting from.
"Shit! Fuck! Shit! Crap!" (Y/N) cussed, quickly snubbing her cigarette under her shoe and flipping her hood up so they couldn't identify her.
She continued walking in the direction of the LaRusso house like nothing was wrong, hoping that Daniel and Amanda didn't realize she was there.
Luckily for (Y/N), they didn't recognize her.
She hurried home once she knew she was out of their line of sight.
(Y/N) hopped the fence and used a thin string to pull down a rope she put in her room.
The rope came tumbling down and (Y/N) quickly climbed up before pulling the rope through the window and putting it back into hiding.
She took off her sweater and cargo pants before hiding them with the rope.
(Y/N) put pyjamas on and got into bed, pretending she was asleep and not out smoking.
But in her hurry to fake sleep, her sweater sleeve ended up peeking out from behind her dresser.
And it just so happens when Amanda was cleaning the next day, she noticed the sweater sleeve.
"What's this?" She mumbled to herself before tugging it out.
The hoodie, cargo pants and rope were tied together, (with the rope) so everything came out from behind the dresser.
Amanda was shocked to say the least, especially when a cigarette box fell out of one of the cargo pant pockets.
She showed her discovery to Daniel, who linked the sweater with the odd person they saw the other day when leaving the restaurant.
So when (Y/N) returned from school with Sam, Daniel and Amanda said they wanted to have a chat with her.
(Y/N) thought it was going to be about opening up and smiling more often but she was dead wrong.
The minute Daniel put the box of cigarettes on the table, (Y/N)'s heart felt like it fell into her shoes, she felt like vomiting and her ears were ringing so loudly.
But how? I was so careful! (Y/N) thought.
"Care to explain?" Daniel asked.
(Y/N) kept her composure and pretend everything what normal.
"Explain what? A box cigarettes? You want the content information? I'm pretty sure you can look it up." (Y/N) sarcastically replied.
"Let me clarify. Explain why we found a box of cigarettes and rope in your room behind your dresser." Daniel rephrased his words.
"Okay. I use the rope for exercise, I climb up and down from my window to tire myself into sleeping sometimes. The cigarettes aren't mine they're probably a pack that Yasmin left here and Sam tried to hide." (Y/N) smoothly lied.
"Right. So you're not sneaking out at night to smoke? Like in the park? Or nearby a restaurant?" Amanda pressed.
"Even if I was, it's none of your business! Why do you even care?!" (Y/N) exclaimed, getting pissed off.
"Because we care about you! We're your parents!" Amanda retaliated.
"No! You'll never be my parents! I'll refuse to sign those stupid adoption papers! I don't want to be adopted by you then I don't have to be!" She protested.
"Too late." Daniel replied and Amanda held up a paper that read 'adoption certificate' with both LaRusso adults signatures and (Y/N)'s.
"How the hell did you get my signature?! There's no way I signed that!" (Y/N) yelled.
"Slipped it into the pile of papers you had to sign to transfer schools again. You didn't even read it before signing." Amanda explained.
"Fuck both of you! I'm outta here!" (Y/N) yelled, marching towards the door.
"Oh no you don't! We're your parents now, and we know what's best for you!" Daniel said, gripping (Y/N)'s wrist.
(Y/N) winced in pain from the grab of her wrist but tried to free herself from his grasp.
Daniel used his other hand to hit a pressure point on (Y/N)'s neck, knocking her out.
Amanda began hiding the adoption certificate while Daniel dragged his daughter into her room, laid her down on her bed then grabbed some tools and nailed the window shut.
After that, he put a nail in the door and one on the doorframe and connected them with a chain and a heavy lock.
He also made sure that the door handle's lock was on the outside, not the inside.
She just needed to understand that it was for her safety.
Heyyyyy so I’m ab to get surgery in like a month meaning I’ll be in a wheelchair for a few weeks, I was wondering can you write something ab the different Cobra Kai characters reacting to a friend/partner in a wheelchair?
Hi! Sorry for taking so long to respond! I can totally do this! And I hope your surgery went well!
Cobra Kai with a friend/partner in a wheelchair:
Characters: Miguel Diaz, Hawk/Eli Moskowitz, Demetri Alexopoulos, Sam LaRusso, Tory Nichols, Robby Keene, Johnny Lawrence, Daniel LaRusso, Amanda LaRusso, Anthony LaRusso, Kenny Payne
Miguel Diaz:
Miguel himself was in a wheelchair for a while, so he'd completely understand how difficult and frustrating it would be, especially if there's nothing that can get his friend or S/O to be full mobile.
He'd do his best to help them out with certain things that they can struggle with, like grabbing certain items from high up areas.
He's extremely kind and helpful, as he wants his friend or S/O to be as happy as possible but he doesn't baby them because he knows it can feel belittling rather than helpful.
Hawk/ Eli Moskowitz:
As Eli, he's similar to Miguel, helpful and kind but not belittling.
As Hawk, he'd probably tease/ joke around with his friend or S/O about their disability until he notices how uncomfortable or upset it makes them.
He isn't unnecessarily cruel to his friend or S/O, he's rather sweet and would ask if they want his protection or his help.
He doesn't he his friend or S/O as weak but just someone who needs an extra hand sometimes.
Demetri Alexopoulos:
This dork is super helpful and cautious when it comes to his friend or S/O.
It can feel like he's babying them sometimes but it's from a good place in his heart and he'll back down a bit if he's told to.
He'll literally research everything about his friend or S/O's condition (if it's a medical condition) and do his best to help them out.
Sam LaRusso:
She'd treat her friend or S/O like everyone else but help them when they ask.
She doesn't want to be that overbearing annoying person, so she's rather chill.
Tory Nichols:
She's struggled a lot in her life, so she'd be understanding of her friend's or S/O's struggles but wouldn't underestimate them or baby them.
She allows them to be an independent person but will assist them if needed.
Robby Keene:
He definitely babies them in a caring way until he's told to back off by his friend or S/O, as they can do things on their own.
Probably tries to teach them some skating boarding tricks to try on their wheelchairs but only if his friend or S/O want to.
Johnny Lawrence:
Johnny helped Miguel out of his wheelchair, so he would assume that for his friend or S/O that it was the same situation, but if it's something permanent, Johnny will have a difficult time understanding that.
But he'll try his best to not joke around about their disability.
Daniel LaRusso:
Daniel wants to try his best to help but sometimes he can go overboard when trying to help.
He doesn't mean to belittle his friend, he just wants to help.
Amanda LaRusso:
Would get super upset when things aren't wheelchair accessible for her friend.
Helps with the little things that her friend needs but would still love hanging out with them, even if she has to help her friend with things that are too high up or other small problems.
Anthony LaRusso:
Completely and totally ignores his friend in public because he's afraid of being deemed 'uncool' by his other friends but after the whole Kenny incident, Anthony is a lot nicer to his friend and will apologize for his past behaviours.
Kenny Payne:
Does his best to protect his friend Ince he starts karate and even though he's a Cobra Kai asshole, he's likely still kind to his friend if they were friends before he started at Cobra Kai.
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Hey! Can I request something for Spike Spiegel dating a bisexual female? Thank you!
having a bi girlfriend
anime: cowboy bebop
character: spike spiegel
summary: how he would be with a bi girlfriend.
warnings: afab! reader, use of she/her pronouns, went with headcanons bc i didn't have a plot to go with it
probably knows you because of faye
maybe you two are friends or have worked together before, but when spike befriends you, faye is fucking around with you two and always messing up any moment you two are having
after getting together, you've told him that you're attracted to both men and woman, and all of that
because faye already knows this, she decides that she wants to make your boyfriend jealous and be more clingy with you
holding your hand
tugging you along
hugging you longer than needed
ofc you aren't going to do anything with her, she's your best friend and you're dating spike
and he knows this for sure, you are loyal
but the fact that, at this point, he hasn't asked if you and faye had ever been together and the mere thought and sight of you two acting closer, is making him upset
faye is using this to her advantage to see the man get all riled up over literally nothing
spike is fuming and is arguing with her
spike: "she's dating me, so back off!"
faye: "i'm not doing anything, you ass."
spike: "you know what you're doing, stop playing with things that aren't yours."
you walk in and have the break them apart, telling faye off for this little game when she knows it hurts him and spike for acting childish and throwing a fit instead of handling it like an adult
both apologised to each other and then to you, because you don't like seeing your best friend and boyfriend fight
jet is probably there to back you up, ein and ed playing on the couch nearby
jet: "they're a handful, ain't they?"
y/n: "you have no idea..."
he definitely likes to show you off in public though lol
he's all like "look at my hot girlfriend, she's dating me instead of you, suck it losers"
brags about it to anyone he talks to during a mission for whatever reason
but somehow gets jealous the same amount
will brag to someone that you look hot at that moment, and when he sees the person eying you, he punches them in the face and walks off
there was this bounty for a prince's captors and they happened to be trying to sell him on the black market
so when spike, jet, faye and you found them, they tried to flirt their way out of it, starting with you and spike, since jet and faye had voiced how eager they were to hand them into the authorities
spike just laughs
spike: "oh please, i'm saved for that woman over there. so tell your lady-friend to stop flirting. you two are allowed dead or alive."
you have to stop him from killing them, since they're worth more alive than dead
jet ended up duct taping the captors' mouths shut because of spike's fit
but sometimes, instead of showing you off, spike gets a little more self-conscious than usual
maybe it's the fact that everyone has their eyes on you
and if you ever chose, you could pull any one of them, and just drop spike
you would never
you love him too much
but spike can sometimes feel like that isn't true, only to his own accord, you have never explicitly made that out to be
he thinks the job is dangerous, and you could decide that someday, you're sick of it and want to settle down for real, with a man/woman that has a stable job, and isn't running out of money 24/7
if you ever catch him at a time like this, you MUST pull him into your arms immediately and pepper him with all the kisses in the world
while he won't outright ask for it, he wants affection
you explain that nobody in the world could replace him, and he gets that boost, that level up, that makes him feel loved
because while he thinks you could have anyone like that sweet woman who gave you roses and a kiss on the cheek the last mission for saving her
or that tailor man who stitched up your torn jacket after a job and was awfully friendly about it
you chose spike
the guy who doesn't even make the bed in the morning and relies on jet to cook for the rest of them, because he was banned from the kitchen for nearly setting it on fire
now, when he feels like you'll choose someone else, he won't ever take it out on another person, and definitely not you
but
if someone else
even
mentions
you choosing another over him
he is beating them to a pulp
if, for whatever reason and if you are comfortable with anyone knowing, he tells someone that you are bisexual, and their first instinct is to say 'oh break up with her, she's definitely gonna' cheat on you, maybe even with a girl'
he is scaring the living shit out of them and giving them the most judging glare ever
he doesn't understand why people think that way
why does someone's limited or unlimited preferences, change how likely they are to cheat on you?
it makes no sense
and spike will get this message across to whoever disagrees
because he will not allow anyone to look at you with disgusted views just because you have an open heart
and he will look down upon anyone who can't change their mind about it
even if he's having a good time talking to this stranger, that will immediately make him want to throw them in jail
you've witnessed this once
changed from spike laughing so hard to him smashing the guys head into bar counter
he definitely wasn't going to go there with you again
you: "what happened? what did he say?"
spike: "nothing, just said my suit looked shitty"
you: "what an asshole"
spike: "yeah babe, what an asshole"
never tries to use your sexuality against you, not even in fights, especially not in fights where he would regret it the most
but while faye is your best friend in the whole wide world, she will think of the craziest plans
and have you in the centre of it because you would pull it off the best
like this one job
you guys were catching a well-known thief, and she just so happen to be gay af (lmao)
so faye came up with a plan to use that against her
faye: "i need you to make out with the target"
jet: ",,,"
ed: ",,,"
spike: ",,, i'm not doing that"
faye: "ugh, not you moron, y/n. the target is only into girls, were you not listening to me???"
spike: "ohhh okay"
you: ",,,"
spike: "wAIT NO I DO NOT AGREE"
he asked why faye couldn't do it, and she said she only knew how to make guys swoon, not women
that was your specialty
especially since at some point (which jet and spike didn't know) you was faye's small-paid bounty and you managed to flirt your way out
faye still thinks it was magic or whatever
jet didn't want to put you in a compromising and uncomfortable position, so he asked your opinion on it while faye and spike fought
you said you were comfortable just doing light flirting and that
but you didn't want to have to make out with the target
you felt as if that would be going too far, especially since you had a million ways to put the target off guard, since it was at a casino with bars and other stuff
jet agreed with you
asked spike and he said he was fine, and to signal him as soon as you were uncomfortable
you ended up not having to do much, because spike got jealous and caught the target while she was drunk after all the alcohol you had bought for her to consume
he definitely trash-talked the target because of 'how stupid she was to believe y/n would date anyone other than himself'
all and all, spike loves you the most
he thinks you're perfect
and is so happy that you share your most comfortable part with him
For the stex requests, could we get CB (more specifically the pre-2018 Bochum version, if that’s okay) with a flirty reader who doesn’t care about his crimes.
Like he’d tell them about a crash he caused and they’d just be like „That’s nice, hun, anyways *Insert pick up line*“
Love your writing btw!
Thank you so much for liking my writing! Here's your request, I hope you like it :]
CW - talking about crashes, dying and slight self harm? (Better be safe than sorry)
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This man… would be confused
Don’t get him wrong, you will never ever see that he is confused as he would mask it with his wide grin like he always does.
But you see, most people have some kind of a reaction to his crashing. Usually it’s concern, fear, disgust, you name it. Sometimes it’s things like Greaseball and Electra who use it to their advantage and are surprisingly okay with it because it benefits them.
For you to go: “That’s nice, anyways are you free tonight?” …. what
He’s never had someone NOT react to his favorite pastime like that. So in his mind you’re either too naive to realize he practically kills people for fun, or you’re very mentally ill. He. Loves it.
Yet he’s horrible with emotions so would he ever admit that he likes the fact that you’re so flirty with him? And that he loves how you just don’t care about his crashing people and still want to be with him? Hahaha no
If anything he would dig that deep down into his body and then die :) because crashing and dying is better than confronting feelings, am I right?
That does not stop you from flirting with him and the more you do, the more frantic he feels and the more frantic he acts. He hates that he is falling for you so easily and how you make him feel these warm things that makes him want to rip out his own wiring
Again he isn’t good with feelings, but when you finally break through his frantic behavior and take him on a date. You now have a ride or die boyfriend, good luck getting rid of him
He’s genuinely so smitten with the fact that he can ramble on about the crashes he caused in your arms while you’re just pampering him with affection. To the people outside of your relationship it’s ehhhh… concerning, but to him it’s perfect.
Also gets excited in his own special way whenever you flirt with him, it’s practically him stimming whenever you do since he doesn’t know what to do with the lovey dovey warm feelings he has in his heart for you
