Harry has a vision in the middle of class of two lovely doves students who have skipped class together. They’re so engrossed in one another as they sneak around that one of them (somehow) trips off the top of the grand staircase.
Harry ‘wakes up’ and goes tearing out of the room without saying a word. (Well, maybe he swears, but who wouldn’t, seeing that.) He gets there just in time to save the student before they hit the bottom.
Everyone is in awe of his powers, but Harry’s just cross about it.
(Those two students suffer the worst detention he’s given out to date.)
Harry gets so sick of all these horny fucking teenagers nearly dying that he just goes on a rant that ends in:















