#cat michael

Me: ...Ribs?

Gabriel: Yeah, one rib, one kitten!

Me: I-I don’t know how familiar you are with the, um, the birth process...

Gabriel: 😒 Pretty familiar, actually, seeing how I personally―

Uriel: Did you know that Ragdolls often experience pregnancy complications?

Me: We-we do? 😧

Michael: Also, you’ll probably have, like, seven kittens.

Me: Seven?!

DeerJon!! :D!

Only press if you wanna see a lil freaky (18+!!)

‘Your art should please yourself before anyone else.’ - a very smart person

Neko Michael also by @waxstick !!

Alright, I abhor all the touching that takes place in the Vet facility.

But I’m not afraid of needles and thermometers.

Well, the bright light is painful. And other animals’ distress can be contagious.

It’s Sandalphon and others talking about spaying and neutering, or rather him going on about how I shouldn’t have kittens, and listing all the reasons... I just wanted to stay curled up in my bed, but he, Michael, and Uriel wouldn’t leave me alone, and now I’m almost glad about the Visit, because I don’t want kittens any more, not with any of them, anyway.

They’re... bad Ragdolls.

Don’t even want to be around them.

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Crowley: I've got one sister.

Aziraphale: I met her! She's adorable. 🥰

Crowley: Yeah, you had a crush on her.

Aziraphale: Nnn~!

Aziraphale, mumbling: Well, she looks like you.

[cw: angst, animal death under the cut]

Me, nervously: Er, mm, no?

Gabriel, on a treadmill: Then lose the gut! We have a Competition to win! We’re war machines! 😃

Michael, eyeing me: It’s ironic.

Me: What do you mean?

Michael: I remember that when you were born, you were so small and weak. You were the only one alive from the whole litter, but barely. Your mother refused to nurse you. Must have thought you were a lost cause.

Me: ...

Saraqael: Alright, Michael, that’s enough kittenhood stories for today.

Me, after I’ve found somewhere to hide: