#cat captions

“Great Winter God! All shall receive gifts. All gifts shall be received. Dance and sing, and forgive all transgressions. Eat your cookies and drink your milk, for next season we may be plagued by pandemic and unsettled by social strife.”

Issac has been waiting for his Ancestry DNA results with baited breadth. What will moms side of the family say when he reveals what he’s always known? Would they accept him, or would their prejudice remain firm?

“Thank you father. Thank you mother. Your insistence that I become a lawyer or a doctor has cemented my purpose. My new friends are my new family, and they at least understand me.”

“‘Yahhhh!’ Melody yowled. ‘How much more of this torture must we endure?’ The paddles of the keyboard pummeled the prisoners genitals. After all these days the cats were near breaking. ‘When we lose faith, will we reveal the location of the plans, whether we choose to or not?’”

“SNNFFFFFFFFF ooooohhh yeahhhhhhh, That’s the good shit. I don’t care that this used shoe cost 500 bucks on the dark web, it was totally worth it.”

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