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I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

Oh, cool. The butlerian jihad got here ahead of schedule.

California girls we're [untranslatable]

daisy dukes hapax legomena

Sun-kissed skin is [molten? bronze?] (conjectural)

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

people really do have such short memories about lots of things but specifically gay sex was a crime in much of the usa less than 25 years ago like i remember it and gay marriage wasn’t legalized until 11 years ago and i was a grown woman waiting to get my hair cut when i found out. on a beautiful june day!!!

i would like to remind everyone smugly using "usamerican" that you are not being woke or reclaiming anything you just don't understand how adjectives or languages work

It's not a problem that a word means different things in different languages. That's what languages are. It's fine. The person suggesting Yankee as a blanket replacement clearly has some interesting and terrible racial politics that they're refusing to interrogate. How do you people live like this