Apr 15
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CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!
Murt celebrating Kimi winning the China GP
So here we have my darling Smeatloaf, contemplating the execution of a quote on quote “tricky maneuver” aka jumping over my legs onto the couch but not landing on her sister’s head.
And here we have Ruth, very happy she succeeded.
🐾 Pawprints Between Pages — Log 007: Cold-Paw Patrol
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The Hollow iced over last night.
Just a thin frost — enough to sparkle on the floor
and apparently enough to awaken his winter instincts.
When I stepped out this morning,
there were pawprints everywhere.
Crossing the rug.
Circling the Codex.
One single print on top of a closed jar
that must’ve required a level of acrobatics
I’m choosing not to think about.
He must’ve been sprinting laps in the dark,
skidding across the frost like a tiny, chaotic guardian.
Two pages are bent,
a mug is relocated,
and the Hollow feels… mischievously lighter.
He’s napping now, curled up like none of this happened.
The perfect crime.
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A lone pawprint smudges the margin.
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accidentally launched the fruit sticker off my pomegranate into the air and my cat fucking yeeted herself after it. So I had to scramble behind them to prevent her from eating it
Here she is, ostensibly relaxed, taking a bath, but really just waiting for a chance to gobble down on plastic
Spend twenty minutes looking for that sticky note I was just using.
Look through the stack of sticky notes.
Look through the notebook I just finished.
Look through the notebook I just started.
Double check the sticky notes.
Check my pockets because why not.
Get up, look around my desk, around my chair.
Look under my cat's butt.
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Cat exhibits evil behaviours by biting my hand