#caskey

ask it what the fuck he did to get locked into the metal basket

i sent him a saw he couldnt hack it

i sent him toni robbins jaws he couldnt gnaw it

i sent him a john deere with a jay mewes driver he couldnt knock it

i sent him a tool he couldnt socket

i sent him a front end loader he couldnt danny moder

i sent him bolt cutters they didnt cut it

i sent him a szaw saw that did the non saw

i sent him a helicopter driven by 21 pilots they couldnt land

all 21 docked in the beach still stuck in the nearby sand

i sent him my papilon but he pawned his laptop to the downlo broke elon and couldnt gps the sojourn

i sent him a steve mcqueen, his two pockets filled with tnt two hemmed pant cuffs with other explosive stuff, two ears filled with crackers, two pants filled with jack hammers a james garner disguised as a gardener with the onesie of a tall negro farmer legs filled with hidden get out of jail armour

i sent him a lawyer who looks like owen wilson to offer the jail a tempting joke filled pardon in exchange for some black mail against the warden

i sent him a spartan fresh outta sparta

asky

he said

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