idk if anyone asked you about Carloi for that shipping meme and IF NOT that's a grave injustice
for some reason no one wants to talk about carloi so thanks jen!! <3
proposes -
Carlos; he’s a romantic boy while Aoi’s brain screams ‘Disengage!’ at the first sign of Real Emotions. (Also he likes being pampered.)
shops for groceries -
Both of them! They’re both very good at cooking and have lots of fun planning good and healthy meals for their little sibs (Junpei included).
kills the spiders -
Carlos doesn’t need to kill spiders, he just somehow charms them to leave the house. (Aoi would tho, he likes to keep a clean house.)
comes home drunk at 3am -
Aoi. It’s a good thing his boyfriend’s a fire fighter who could pick him up from weird situations and locations.
remembers to feed the fish -
They each have a cat who are polar opposites of each other. Carlos feeds them most of the time because Aoi’s cat likes Carlos more than Aoi.
initiates duets -
Have y’all heard Aoi’s seiyuu sing tho? He breaks into enka and Carlos sings along despite not understanding a word (he’s still trying to learn Japanese).
falls asleep first -
Carlos is a Tired man who doesn’t mind Aoi still having his laptop on and being completely awake at 3am. On the other hand, the world could end at 9am and Aoi would never know.
plans spontaneous trips -
Neither! Both of them are quite happy chilling at home, eating some good food, and catching up on their fave shows.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes -
Aoi’s perfectly capable of making his own pancakes and he doesn’t want to wake Carlos up when Carlos has been on a long shift at work. He’s also still awake when Carlos comes back late and wants some pancake, so.
sends the other unsolicited nudes -
Neither. Aoi keeps asking Carlos to send nudes tho. He’s still waiting.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt -
Aoi is this because he says it comes naturally from being Asian. He doesn’t really know karate, surprising no one. But Carlos just nods and smiles because he thinks Aoi is cute and dangerous in his own stockbroker ways.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops -
Both, to buy for Kanny. (Carlos sometimes buy some for Maria, but Maria’s not a big fan of sweets.)
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit -
Aoi. Especially when Junpei is around. Carlos feels Old when those two egg each other on into doing the most harebrained ideas that somehow never get them killed. (When it gets too much, Carlos just picks them up and makes them sit in a corner.)
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) -
Aoi could but he wouldn’t because Carlos would never go with any of that.
wears the least clothing around the house -
Have you seen Aoi in 999 tho. That kid knew he’d be stuck in the freezer but wore that outfit anyway.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason -
Surprisingly Aoi. He hides it well, but shows it by doing nice things like cooking Carlos’s fave meals. Carlos doesn’t get sentimental for no apparent reason, he’s not scared of showing affection when he feels like it and when Aoi needs it. On the other hand, Aoi is a clueless cat who doesn’t know a middle ground.
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