#captainstevebarnes

part of me is like NOOOOOOO WAYYYYYY and a much bigger louder part of me is squinting at that gif and thinking “too many tiny details in this show are 100% intentional oh my G OD IT’S ACTUALLY CROWLEY’S HAT”

I just checked and he does look like he a ring on the pocket side of his polo shirt

But not when he lifts his hand, so it’s totally possible it’s just an oversight?

I have some what are you looking for???

Kathy Sue gasps and blushes. Her husband, Bill looks completely hurt. “I’m in no way interested in your uncle!”

Because APPARENTLY These two rom com losers can’t get together without an instruction manual, I have made one for Wade to use. (P,S I may have been slightly tispy and bitter about being single on Valentines so cursing will be greatly used) No Spiderdorks allowed to see this book, very secret.

Step One:  Buy Chocolate. This is either for the person you like, or for if this all goes horribly wrong and you need comfort food later.

Step Two: Check to see if you won’t look like an ass when you tell the person you like them. Do they already have someone? Do you have broccoli in your mouth? (ARE YOU KEEPING SOMETHING FROM THEM THAT THEY SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE AVENGER WADE WILSON I AM LOOKING AT YOU) Make sure all things are good to go before you ask.

Step Three: Just fucking ask you ass. You will get no where sitting on your tush, besides, I bet Captain America would have the balls to ask his crush on a date. Come on, go ahead. AND STOP ASKING BOBBLE HEADS.

Love, (With exasperation and fondness)

Your Fan Fic writer (who’s been really busy working at Disneyland to write more than this in Months)

Submitted by captainstevebarnes. An excellent and useful guide. 

I just answered 72 tbh oops

82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? - i dont think so

( If Shakespeare was still alive, he’d high five me rn)

Two supers both alike in costume, in fair New York we lay our scene. from ancient foes break to new enemies. Where civilians blood makes heroes hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their sweet ass time, Whose misadventured piteous overthrows will Shirley someday show the first kiss of there’s and thrive.

Submitted by captainstevebarnes

OH GOD TERROR. Death just eye twitched btw when I read this