#captain.and.commander

But as soon as you have an attitude, you're bent over his lap having to count out the slaps to your ass while he uses his harsh daddy voice on you, just making you more and more turned on like UMMFFF

like your being such a tease to him and just slowly working him up more and more and eventually just sighs deeply before just grabbing your hips and pulling you flush against him, growling “naughty minx” before he kisses you roughly and passionately but gripping your hips with such force you know he’s going to make you regret your choices (but not really)

Local thirsty friend is literally trying to KILL ME

Mark and Celine are both very stubborn, clearly both are very demanding and controlling presences. And with both if them unwilling to bend to the other's will, or even compromise, it was never bound to work out with them.