#captain winter

“You won’t get away with this,” the man said with a hoarse voice, blood dripping from his mouth and spat at Loki’s feet.

The Trickster wrinkled his nose in disgust. Everything about this place was disgusting. An ‘abandoned’ warehouse? How cliche! He really had thought the measly organisation that was after him and tried to set him up was smarter than that. But alas, here he was; a room littered with bodies by his hand - or actually daggers - blood smeared everywhere and the sweet sensation of adrenaline still rampaging through his veins.

Loki smirked at the beaten and battered human that was lying on the floor in front of him. The God took a step forward and put his boot on the man’s chest before he leaned in. “Oh, you are wrong, I’m already getting away with this,” he said malicious, a devilish grin spreading across his face.

“They will come for you,” the other wheezed, hinting at a group of self-proclaimed heroes. Loki put more pressure on the man’s chest with his booted foot, the man’s ability to breathe and speak depriving quickly.

“Midgard will be mine. I will take over your realm and you will all kneel before me or perish,” the God snarled angrily. “You have chosen the latter faith,” he flicked casually before he quickly plunged a dagger through the man’s chest and Loki smiled again, enjoying the man’s last death-throes a little too much as the life drained from the human’s eyes.

“Pathetic,” he said disdainful and straightened himself, looking around the room. It was time to go, there were no survivors left and except for dust, the building was otherwise empty.

At least, he thought so...

So, most ship names write themselves.

Like:

- Stony

- Pepperony (I still can’t get over the sweetness of this one)

- Brutasha

- Science Bros

- Stucky (Though I do secretly like Captain Winter. Is that already a thing?)

- And let’s not forget Stark Spangled Banner (thank you, Internet, for coming up with this one)

Then, the Thor/Bruce ship comes along with all these: Thruce, Thunder Science, Green Thunder and GammaHammer.

That’d be very helpful, just to have something to back the qualitative observations. But to be honest, and because I want it all, I would not have so many issues about the treatment of their relationship if the moments they were together were more significant. Like it was such a “no homo” moment in the elevator, talking about that girl that has no relevance to the plot. I try to think about what was the point intended, when they could have put anything that showed how good friends they were or how much they still care about each other, and the only thing that comes to mind is to show that Bucky is heterosexual (in my head he is bi, but I’m sure that was not the writers’ intention). Was that so important that we had to, had to, know? Or be reminded of, because we have seen him dating. But I suppose they wanted the complete set: Steve kisses Sharon, and Bucky has that redhead that he didn’t remember the name of. Just so we understand that they are just bros, nothing romantic happening here. None at all. 

*sighes*