Jun 14, 2021
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I noticed that I had a lot of notes on my post promoting Artemis Fowl, so I created a group chat so we all could discuss our headcannons and theories... I've linked it here
Join the chat here
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Ya’ll are talking about Holly’s skin but I’m over here looking at the fact Root is a girl. I have nothing against it, except well, a LOT of Holly’s arc hinges on it! The inherent fact of her being the test case of a girl in LEPrecon, with Root being introduced as a slightly sexist stereotypical police captain who pushes her hard (and has layers to him) and the discrimination she faces from her job which causes her to push herself far enough to be captured! But I guess I can’t expect a movie tackling that discrimination from the same agency that made Mulan, oh no.
You had one job Disney. ONE JOB.
Our captain has not had the easiest season, but I’m so so so damn proud of him and his haters can go to hell! With a trio of catches, and two wickets, he’s really done so well and asdvjfkskdnadjak
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It’s so damn refreshing to see him smile again!
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Disney: Alright so how do we increase diversity in the Artemis Fowl Movie? Something for the girls.
Artemis Fowl Fans: Vinyaya. The Queen. Vinyaya, the councilwoman, official badass, and commander of Section 8. Why do you even ask? The answer is Vinyaya.
Disney: Look! We genderbent Captain Root! Perfect!
Artemis Fowl Fans:
The most aggravating thing about the casting call is Artemis Fowl HAS AN AUTHOR APPROVED GRAPHIC NOVEL SERIES. HE NOT ONLY DESCRIBES HIS CHARACTERS BUT THEY’RE ILLUSTRATED. But let’s ignore that to just use mundane humans instead of the delightfully slightly inhumane appearances shown. (Spoiler alert, they’re not human models. But I recommend.)