This is because Munakata can’t be normal so he’s probably asking things like what does Yata like to do for fun and what does he look for in a partner. Maybe Yata and Fushimi aren’t even dating yet here, they’ve reconciled and Yata’s absolutely been kinda starting to think about things in that direction, vaguely beginning to realize his own crush and wondering if Fushimi would ever reciprocate. It’s blinding obvious to everyone around them but for the moment everyone is too polite to say anything about it (or rather, maybe they just don’t want to be dragged into all that mess). Munakata though feels like it’s best to be direct about these things, if Homra’s Yatagarasu feels he would be a good partner for Fushimi it’s up to someone to make sure that this would be a proper match and who better for such a job than Fushimi’s King.

The next time Yata stops by S4 to pick up Fushimi Munakata decides to put his plan in motion, walking up to Yata and making polite small talk where he skillfully uncovers Yata’s motives and personality quirks. That’s what Munakata thinks anyway, in actuality he basically pins Yata to a wall and starts asking things about his preferences, his dating likes and dislikes, and his future plans and would those include anyone special. Yata is absolutely confused and trying very hard not to be cowed by the Blue King staring him right in the face, wondering at first if he’s being bullied or something and determined not to give in to the stupid Blue King. Then Munakata starts in on the questioning of Yata’s sex life (or lack thereof, in Yata’s case) and Yata is like wait…what the fuck is he hitting on me. Munakata remains totally calm and focused as he asks what Yata looks for in a partner and Yata’s head is spinning, Saruhiko’s King is coming on to him this is so creepy. 

In light of recent events…

This is definitely a post-series Fun Bonding Event, Totsuka thinks wouldn’t it be exciting if they switched clansmen for a day and Munakata finds that an intriguing prospect (Everybody Lives AU where Munakata and Totsuka duo are a menace). The S4 alphabet get sent over to Bar Homra where they learn to mix drinks from Kusanagi and be forced into hobbies with Totsuka, and the Homra alphabet get to go to S4 and wear fun uniforms and learn how to be police. Akagi says he doesn’t like the Blues or anything but he has to admit their outfits are kinda cool, he’s always wanted a dramatic coat. He thinks he’ll probably look really cool for the ladies too, Chitose laughs and says he’ll be the one turning the most heads. Bandou probably gets in on this too, the three of them making a bet on who looks the best while Dewa rolls his eyes. When they step out in their new clothes though there’s a clear winner, as somehow Eric and Fujishima manage to look kinda scruffy but respectable while Chitose, Bandou and Akagi are all giving different varieties of guy who stole someone’s clothes. Awashima is so impressed she requests their assistance in the records department and Fujishima gets to play with the cat while all the ladies keep finding excuses to stop by and chat with Eric. Eric barely notices and goes to help Fujishima with the cat.

I feel like Munakata would be in this space where no one is quite sure if he hates or likes Yata, like is he trolling Yata or being fond of him XD When he finds out that Yata is planning to confess to Fushimi Munakata makes certain that Yata is aware that Munakata is Fushimi’s official guardian (even though Fushimi is a legal adult now so it shouldn’t matter, but Munakata feels even so there is protocol to be observed) and that Munakata expects to be treated as such. Yata is clueless because it’s not like he’s dated anyone before and Saruhiko definitely isn’t going to ask Yata’s parents for permission but also despite his claims to the contrary Yata really was raised well and has this feeling like he should be asking for permission properly. He’s probably already asked Fushimi out by the point this happens and Yata ends up mentioning it to Fushimi, who clicks his tongue and snorts all you don’t have to ask Captain, don’t be an idiot. Even so the next time Yata comes to pick Fushimi up from S4 he runs into Munakata and decides to just say it, that he’s dating Saruhiko and there’s nothing Munakata can say against it so don’t even try. Munakata takes in this speech with a mild smile and an ‘I see,’ and then invites Yata into his office for tea. Yata is nervous, like he’s expecting to meet the stereotypical father with a shotgun, but he gets something even worse: a King who likes to give lectures.

This is going to make everyone think Munakata likes MILFs too, don’t start that rumor. Imagine AU where maybe Yata’s mom gets divorced again or something after Megumi is born so she’s single. Post-ROK Yata’s been reconnecting with her more often (maybe he didn’t even know she’d gotten divorced again and now he feels bad that he left her alone all this time and she reassures him that it wasn’t his fault and she’s the adult, she doesn’t need him to take care of her). She’s even visited the bar a couple times, at first she was a little distrustful of this seedy bar where her son’s friends are but Kusanagi charms her and she gets to meet Anna and now she’s mostly okay with her kid being in a gang. Of course she asks about Saruhiko all the time too, Yata explains that Fushimi has a government job now.

One day Fushimi agrees to meet with Yata and his mom for lunch but he’s running late, Yata’s mom suggests they meet him at his work. Yata isn’t thrilled at going to S4 but he does get along with some of the alphabet boys now so it’s not as bad as it used to be. He’s a little mortified to be bringing his mom along though, as if he’s some little kid. When he gets to S4 Hidaka lets him know that Fushimi is on his way back from a patrol and Yata can wait for him, probably looking at Yata’s mom all curious but he doesn’t want to ask. While they’re waiting though Munakata appears, he had heard that Homra’s Yata Misaki was here with a woman and what a surprise, to see him accompanied this way. Yata is internally groaning because this is the last guy he wanted to meet, grumbling that this is his mom and it’s none of Munakata’s business. Yata’s mom scolds him lightly for being rude and Munakata pushes up his glasses as he says it’s no trouble, he has become good acquaintances with Yata Misaki. Yata is like we’re not…whatever you just called us, Munakata is ignoring him and already chatting with Yata’s mom instead.