Pre betrayal, Yata gets unsolicited advice about how all the guys manage to pick up ladies/flirt/ etc. and lowkey tries multiple of their techniques on Fushimi (Not for any particular reason! He just thinks it would be funny!)
Imagine little just out of middle school Yata getting all this dating advice from Homra and the guys are all yeah, you can use this to pick up girls, we know you’re going to use it on girls and not anyone else, wink wink. Yata just thinks they’re trying to be nice and want to help get him a girlfriend. Like of course especially when he first joins Yata’s not really allowed to go to bars with everyone, he’s considered still too much of a snot nosed brat for that, but now he has to listen to the Homra guys talk about girls they were trying to pick up. Yata doesn’t think that sounds all that interesting, why are you guys always chatting about girls, and Chitose grins and says they probably shouldn’t talk about this near virgin kids who have never even kissed anyone. Yata’s immediately like I have so kissed someone, Bandou pipes up and says your mom doesn’t count. Yata huffs and says it’s stupid anyway, why do people always want to hook up so bad. Chitose figures these are the words from the a guy who’s never had a girlfriend and Yata grumbles so what if he’s never had a girlfriend, he doesn’t need a girlfriend and anyway Saruhiko’s never had a girlfriend either.
Chitose and Bandou exchange grins and Dewa sighs, like guys remember this is a kid don’t tease him too much. Bandou and Chitose walk over and each put an arm around Yata’s shoulder, like let us tell you the finer points of flirting with a girl. Yata starts out complaining but imagine as they give him tips he finds himself thinking well, Saruhiko hasn’t really wanted to hang out much recently but I could use this stuff on him too right, maybe this’ll help him feel more comfortable now that we’re in Homra. It’s not like he wants to flirt with Fushimi or anything, he just wants to help his friend come out of his shell and besides it’s like practice, for if ever Yata wanted to talk to a girl, since girls are hard to deal with but Saruhiko is easy for Yata to talk to. Imagine Yata accidentally letting it slip that he’s gonna try and use these lines on Fushimi and then trying to cover all ‘I mean, I’ll say it to a girl,’ and Bandou and Chitose just give each other a look as they’re like sure you will.Â
Yata heads back to the apartment and Fushimi is there playing on his computer, ignoring Yata completely. Yata coughs, sidling up to Fushimi’s bunk as he’s like ‘so, did it hurt?’. Fushimi keeps ignoring him so Yata says it louder, Fushimi stops typing and glares at him. Yata grins and says ‘when you fell from heaven?’. Fushimi clicks his tongue and raises an eyebrow before going back to his typing like did you fall on your head again Misaki. Yata stutters out yeah, maybe, face flushing, thinking irritably that it didn’t work at all, what kind of stupid line was that. He’s determined to keep trying though, Chitose mentioned buying a girl a drink so Yata will give that a try. He reaches into his bag and is like Saruhiko, here, I got this for you as he handles Fushimi a grape soda. Fushimi doesn’t even look up as he takes it from Yata, opening it and taking a drink and not even looking down. Yata’s like you could at least say thank you asshole and Fushimi shrugs, loudly drinking as if to avoid having to say anything. Yata is really beginning to doubt this advice he was given or maybe not, grumbling that Saruhiko has no sense of romance anyway so of course this didn’t work (not that he was trying to be romantic, this was a friend flirting thing, totally, but even so).
















