Jul 4
Audiobook listeners won’t have seen this, but if you read the prologue to Lord of Chaos and skim so you only really notice the Dark One’s speech, he comes off like a clingy ex harassing Demandred via text message. These are quotes from pages 4 – 5 in my copy of the book, caps and all (just gonna go ahead and add Captain Capslock to the many names Shai’tan is known by).
DEMANDRED.
DEMANDRED, HOW FARES THIS WORLD?
THE CHOSEN DWINDLE, DEMANDRED.
WOULD YOU UNLEASH THE BALEFIRE IN MY SERVICE, DEMANDRED?
DEMANDRED, STOP LEAVING ME ON READ*
*ok that one’s not actually a book quote, but you know if TDO had messenger he’d be sending that
