#cantfinish

Adobe Illustrator Failure:

“Can’t finish previewing.”

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We know this, Adobe, it’a a song about frustration. Deep, horrible frustration. Only, you see, it’s not that original: the great old Stones did it first. In ‘65. Now, in 2018, it’s a little late. You’re always late. It’s like the Stones were the Freehand and you are, well, the Illustrator — and reinvent the multiple artboards a fucking decade later. 

I can't get no ⌘+Y 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try

Yeah. We get it though: Richards wrote Satisfaction in his sleep while your Adobe lads slept through Illustrator 2019 bug testing.

The question remains. If you try and you try and you try — and can’t get no ⌘+Y —, then why the fuck do you ship this piece of shit and call it an upgrade?

'Cause you see I'm on a losing streak Hey hey hey, that's what I say