i bought this really cheapo candle at cvs because my yard didnt have any lights and i wanted to hang out after dark.  it wasnt strong enough for this purpose btw.  now it lives next to my bed

one day i came home from work and i had a terrible headache and i felt like shit so i turned all the lights off and turned the candle on and lay down in bed and said “candle time.”  i told my bf because i thought it was soooo funny.  i wait until he walks in the door, then I say “its candle time buddy.”  i told my mom, i told my coworkers. nobody thinks it is funny but me and i kept doing it bc i thought it was so funny and silly.