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ok here we go:

Squeeze: Eugene Victor Tooms, a terrifying guy who can squeeze into small spaces, is at large after a hibernation period. Creepy as hell tbh

Ice: Pretty similar to the film The Thing. this episode takes place in Antarctica, where the agents are trapped with some scientists and a deadly parasite.

Triangle: Mulder is investigating the disappearance of the ship the Queen Anne in the Bermuda Triangle and is transported to the day the ship disappeared during WWII. He gets to see the ancestors people he knows in his present day, like Scully, Skinner, and Cigarette Smoking Man. Scully and The Lone Gunmen search for him. (there’s a fantastic long-shot in there following Scully through the FBI building)

Bad Blood: This ep has that trope where characters tell their own version of what they think happened. We get vampires, an early Luke Wilson role, and that kid from The Sandlot. It’s one of the funniest episodes, with Mulder eating drugged pizza and some really great dialogue. (Gillian Anderson’s favorite episode)

:)))

I can’t believe we’ve been friends for like almost five years now wow (wasn’t it yesterday I posted my first shitty tmi fic ??) and I appreciate all of those years. 

your presence on my dash has always been welcome and I love ur blog

I just appreciate u a lot ur such a 10/10 person

I also love seeing ur enthusiasm for things like theatre and horses and all of that

You’re just a really great person and I’m always happy to see you’re around blogging and all (makes me happy the internet is a thing, bc otherwise we might never have met which is a sad thought)

#1 transgender transwebsite friend

only invite the ones you care about maintaining relationships with in the future

congratulations you have won i know no one named derek but don’t worry i made something up

derek

just met him a few seconds ago

6′3″, aquarius, and enjoys long walks on the beach

one time he did this funny thing where he didn’t exist for most of my life it was pretty hilarious 

pretty sure this asshole took my camera that i’ve been scouring the house for for the past 3 hours 

his favorite snack food is satan’s dandruff sun chips 

yooooo

29:What's your favorite meme?

you trashcan. either the one where people layer text posts over pictures, rick rolling, or the fake astrology meme

44:You're a baby with a very deep voice. What would you say to startle everyone in the room with your very deep baby voice?

already answered!

19:You have to use one word in every sentence for the rest of your life. What word is it?

I