#c4e11

what a world for an orc to live in. a world full of people who still worship the old gods, still cling to their memories. gods who, through their actions, told you that your liberation was a sin. that it was your birthright to suffer under the hand of an unjust tyrant, your birthright to wage war aimlessly in life and in death. that wanting anything more, anything better, anything else, was not your place. for an orc to live in a world where people think that those gods are to be mourned, what a fate.

I wonder if you can petrify any caster mid-spell and trigger it on-demand. House decor for rich evil people. This statue at the door will prestidigitate your shoes. Put your damaged items in this statue's hands and they'll be mended. Say a little phrase and this garden gnome makes dancing lights. yes he's so lifelike isn't he

"You are a demon born of pain, so perhaps it's fitting that you cannot stop looking at this knife that is hurting you."