Some highlights from Sam as he goes full Scanbo:
So here's the thing. Here's the thing. I should probably leave. But come on. I'm a triceratops! I've got to have some fun first, right?
I'm going to turn right and blast through that door.
Me and doors don't get along too well.
The door beat me! These fucking doors.
I'm going to die.
Wow, these guys suck.
Well, shit, then I've got to get some retribution.
I don't know how to hit things. I've never hit things before.
I'm going through the door.
(whispers) I should get out of there. But it's so fun.
So, yeah. I'll just position myself right next to the the door there, and I will hold my attack until anyone runs through the door. They get an insta-gore.
Oh god. I think I can take them, guys.
I don't have any fire. I don't know why I was sent into this mission. I don't do fire things. I will drop my form.
Yeah, okay. I peek around the corner a little bit. Just make sure they're all there, and I will Stinking Cloud all of them.
I've got to have some fun first. How often am I going to take on a whole house by myself?
I'm shaking.
I so want to get some payback, but I shouldn't, right? I think I can take these guys.
He could brain me in one shot. Okay. I will duck under the table so they think that's where I went, and then Dimension Door to the roof.
And then I start digging through my pockets, if I have any flint or fire-making apparatus at all.
I have a Potion of Fire Breath.
I don't know what this thing does. I've just got this.
Okay, so I'm just going to lean over the side and scorch the whole front entrance as much as I can from where I am.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
(laughs) Yeah. So I'll run over to the back side of the house and do the same thing.
[Once the Duke climbs to the roof.] Shit. (shouting) Lovely home you've got here!
Okay. (sings) Bigby's Hand! So I call forth Bigby's Hand and I will force him off the roof.
[knocks the Duke off the roof] I'm going to kill everyone in this motherfucking house! (laughter)
I'll hoof it over there [to the exit hatch] and just look around and punch myself in the gut, (belch)
Okay. I've got to get the hell out of here, guys.
I'm fucked. (laughs)
Come on, Bigby. Catch me.
Okay. So I'll just start running. (laughs)
(laughs) I've got nothing left.
Matt: Okay. So you just cloak yourself and watch from the shadows off to the side. As you are there for a little bit, keeping your eye out for the next couple of minutes, you can see the house is now completely engulfed in flames. The rain, try as it might-- the roof itself is not catching yet, but you can see now, fire is licking out of every single window and glass is steadily breaking over time. (crash, crash) The guards have all escaped out, and you can see the guards and Vedmeyer are now storming across the entire grounds. He's giving orders left and right, and they're all out searching for you in the nearby vicinity of the home.
