The one thing I am mad about, with Our Flag Means Death being cancelled, is that we missed out on anyone making the most obvious joke of the entire series.
The Revenge washes ashore on a Remote Island after a wild lightning storm, or some shit.
Stede: There's no need to bow, friends - we are but pirates!
Wee John: Did he just call us butt-pirates?
Frenchie: Rude
Lucius, at Pete: Damn right, we're butt-pirates.
Pete: You're my cute little butt-pirate...
Jim: [Draws blade] Hey. Speak for yourself.
Archie: [Optimistically] Ehhh, I dunno. I'd go for anything once. Like this time when I was in a butt cult and --
Olu: ... [software failure]
Buttons: Ye cannae. moonbathe. in. yer troos!
Roach, to Fang: ...so, then I like to take the meat, and really RAM it in, ay? Like get it really stuffed in there... [holds up goose]
Ed: [Wistfully] Yeah... yeah, y'know I guess we are butt-pirates.
Izzy: [INTERNAL SCREAMING]
