Apr 13, 2025
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CHICKEN BUTTT
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GUESS WHAT!!!
CHICKEN BUTTT
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The one thing I am mad about, with Our Flag Means Death being cancelled, is that we missed out on anyone making the most obvious joke of the entire series.
The Revenge washes ashore on a Remote Island after a wild lightning storm, or some shit.
Stede: There's no need to bow, friends - we are but pirates!
Wee John: Did he just call us butt-pirates?
Frenchie: Rude
Lucius, at Pete: Damn right, we're butt-pirates.
Pete: You're my cute little butt-pirate...
Jim: [Draws blade] Hey. Speak for yourself.
Archie: [Optimistically] Ehhh, I dunno. I'd go for anything once. Like this time when I was in a butt cult and --
Olu: ... [software failure]
Buttons: Ye cannae. moonbathe. in. yer troos!
Roach, to Fang: ...so, then I like to take the meat, and really RAM it in, ay? Like get it really stuffed in there... [holds up goose]
Ed: [Wistfully] Yeah... yeah, y'know I guess we are butt-pirates.
Izzy: [INTERNAL SCREAMING]
John Dory Working After BroZone Split Be Like-
John Dory: is sleeping 😴 then suddenly wakes up 😦
John Dory: AHHH I'M LATE FOR WORK 😬
~~at work~~
JD's Boss: Okay, and for the plans we have...oh, darn, John Dory has our plans, we may not be able to--
John Dory: rushes in 😅I'M HERE DON'T WORRY
Everyone: stares 😕
JD's Boss: Erm, John-?
John Dory: I don't know why I slept in, I'm so sorry, but don't worry, I didn't forget anything, I have all the notes, all the boards, I even remembered my important suitcase and cool looking business tie-
JD's Boss: John Dory, where are your pants?
John Dory:...
John Dory: I FORGOT MY PAN-
The most cheeked up primate in the animal kingdom
Yeah I got ADHD.
A Damn Huge Dumper
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i'm normal
I showed my fellow MA chronic butt and her and I are now both dying to know what it was supposed to mean
Was it:
A) a booty that just won’t quit
B) chronic sacral arthritis pain
C) hemorrhoids
D) a prisoner with a dime bag up the bunghole
some half-assed puns (/j i love these)
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my humor officially hit rock-bottom with this…