SPY YEARNS FOR THE ARTS SO BAD
LISTEN LISTENNNNN. THIS GUY WOULD HAVE CHOSEN A MORE ARTSY/PERFORMANCE TYPE CAREER IF HE HAD THE CHANCE. I'M SO SURE OF IT
The reason he didn't of course as we all know is that he was in Survival Mode for most of his life and once he started getting hired for spy jobs and assassinations he was in too deep to just stop and chase after his dreams. We all know this because it's true yes yes.
But anyways look at this idiot. This doofus
He treats backstabbing like a form of art I hate him I hate this guy. Not to mention this man LOVES to be SO dramatic. Look at his speech in Meet The Spy that gets him killed. Look at the unused one. Look at this bastard
NOT TO MENTION HIS VA MONOLOGUING IN SANDVICH SAGA. (Which is not canon to tf2 but FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE)
Speaking of Sandvich Saga:
Which brings me back to: Give this poor man a canvas and some paint or something. Do you think maybe he used one of his first paychecks to see like an opera or something, and while watching suddenly felt an ache and internally went "god I wish that were me. I want to do that." Do you think he spends his off time travelling to see his favorite stageplays and performances and wishing so bad to be on the stage one day. Do you think he dreams of getting private lessons to learn to do ballet. I think he'd genuinely love ballet. He's got the grace he's got that dramatic flair. Someone get him off this damn war and let him dance he needs to be free
