i was listening to the is fitz happy podcast and one of the podcasters mentioned she asked on instagram who would be better at giving the birds and the bees talk: fitz, chade, or burrich and it made me crack up so hard
but honestly? i think it's chade. fitz wouldn't be able to even speak, burrich i feel would be a bit awkward but forward, and he'd add some of his preaching like you should only do it if you're married, you need to mind her honor etc etc, and chade would be the most netural and direct about like it, this is how it's done, here's the science behind it, here's the herbs you can use, now you know
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don’t mind me i’m just distraught over chivalry looking at burrich with miserable, imploring eyes often enough that terribly sad farseer eyes belong to him and only him in burrich’s mind. right before this, burrich was expecting fitz to leave, but fitz stood there wanting to stay. how many times did chivalry look at burrich with eyes that told him he wanted to stay.
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I Wish They Stayed Platonic Tournament - Round 2 - Poll 6
Who would you like to have stayed platonic?
Molly Chandler and Burrich (Realm of the Elderlings)
Katniss and Gale (Hunger Games)
Voting ended onMay 30
Molly Chandler by Anna Steinbauer
This tournament is not meant to cause any shipwars or spread hate. Please stay kind when sharing your opinions on the submitted ships.
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Why people wished they stayed platonic:
Molly Chandler and Burrich
Seeing Molly leave her boyfriend (that part was understandable), not seeing her for a book or two, and then finding out she got with said ex-boyfriend's adoptive father was INSANE whiplash. I love Molly and Burrich as much as the next guy but there was absolutely no reason for them to get together. I honestly think their platonic relationship could've been pretty cute, and things would've played out the exact same way minus the children; Burrich could still protect and care for Molly without romantic involvement. I have read all ~6 books since this discovery and am still shocked by it
Katniss and Gale
It would have been a lot less trouble for both of them if things had been kept platonic, and Katniss could have maybe kept a friend by the end of the series since the messiness of and stress about the sort-of romance helped to push them away from each other during hard times.
They never should’ve had romantic emotions between them we should’ve gotten them being able to be best friends even if one is female and one is male. Guys and girls can be friends without it being romantic and Katniss never thought of Gale that way until after she had been falling in love with Peeta. Yes I get that a love triangle is dramatic but with everything else going on they really didn’t need it tbh.
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Katniss and Gale
I’m glad it ended with Katniss and Peeta together.