Twisted Wonderland - Burp Canons - Part 1
In between things, thought I’d do a quicky summary of my headcanons for everyone’s favorites in Twisted Wonderland and which ones are the burpiest of them all. :P
(Part 2 will include Scarabia, our draconian lad and lil jittery Hades.)
Leona - Goes without saying, but Leona is the best of the best. No one can eat as much as he can (pretty sure that’s 100% canon) and no one can belch as loudly as he can either. Canonically, Leona is a very crass, rude glutton, and very infamously, does not care what anyone thinks of him. So whenever he’s nice and stuffed, he tends to burp frequently throughout his meal and punctuate the completion of each feast he gorges upon with a burp of such magnitude, it would set a new record each time. Being nice and stuffed is what tends to get Leona to burp the loudest, but he knows how to belch on command as well. Not nearly as loud but still pretty deep. Soda will get him letting out some really hefty, almost painful burps, but they’re always incredibly deep since Leona always chugs soda, instead of simply sipping it. In terms of how he reacts, Leona is often nonchalant, he’ll smack his lips like nothing happened, or if it’s a good one, sigh with relief and pat his stomach heartily. And if it’s around Vil specifically, he’ll grin toothily, and slowly rub his belly, muttering, “Plenty more where that came from,” to piss Vil off even more, since Vil canonically HATES that Leona is such a crass pig...and also happens to be absolutely gorgeous, since it makes him a perfect model for his photo shoots. If Leona knows the Prefect is into it, he’ll tease them frequently. If they’re in bed together, Leona will tug them close and burp right in the Prefect’s face or ear, both to assert dominance but also to tease them and rile them up. He’ll always follow it up with predatory teasing about how they better get used to the smell since they’ll be smelling a lot more when he wolfs his lil Herbivore down. If he’s stuffed to the brim, then he’ll lay in bed with the Prefect and let them rub his belly all over, and tease them about getting some big ones out if they’re really good and rub properly. So, as the Prefect strokes Leona’s big, smooth belly, it will burble deeply and in return, Leona will expel belches so loud that they could easily be mistaken for Lion’s Roars. Being domineering, Leona will often press the Prefect’s face against his rounded gut, letting them hear it gurgle and churn aggressively while he lets out a low burp or two in their ear, reminding them that they are his.
Ruggie - Ruggie may not be QUITE as loud as Leona, but he’s easily the most talented burper in the entire school. He’s the one who has turned burping into a damn art form; the kind of lad who can burp out an entire sentence, and with enough soda in his belly, can push out a burp longer than ten seconds if he really pushes. When he’s full, he tends to let out some really deep belches, and often times, it’s a few in a row. He’ll burp loudly, huff, rub his bloated belly, and let out a few more shorter but nonetheless hefty-sounding belches back to back. When he gets TOO full, then his burps become very wet and unsatisfying. It takes help from the Prefect to get the air out of his belly, usually with the Prefect grabbing his rounded tum and giving it a firm squeeze until a MONSTER rumbles out from his throat. Ruggie’s biggest belches come from chugging soda. He was the type who ALWAYS got into burping contests with other predators and, minus Leona, still beats everyone he engages with. He also knows how to burp surprisingly loud with nothing but air in his stomach. He’ll gulp heartily, grip his flat gut, and push out an impressively loud eruption. Ruggie is VERY boastful and proud of his talents. After a really good one, he’ll pat his belly heavily and grin nice and wide, like a child receiving his first A+ on an exam. Or if he knows someone is getting annoyed, he’ll burp loud’n proud, then do his trademark “Shishishishi!” snicker before muttering a non-apology. And of course, if he knows the Prefect is into it, he’ll often put their hand on his bare stomach so they can feel it filling up with air as he gulps down more and more air before belching ferociously into their ear and doing his stifled snickering the instant he sees their face turning red. He’ll also let them rub his belly in bed while he chugs down soda and starts burping whatever words or sentences the Prefect requests.
Jack - Despite being the most reserved and disciplined of the bunch, Jack IS still an apex predator like his elder classmates. And he can let out some surprisingly DEEP burps. Of the three, Jack is the broadest and most muscular of the Savannaclaw students, and since his frame is the largest, he has the most room for air in his stomach. Often, when he’s ravenously chowing down, air will just build up in his gut. Jack’s the type to TRY and muffle whatever burps he can, but when they come up, they come up really hefty, deep and rumbly. Jack will turn his head, bring a fist to his mouth, but won’t be able to hold back a BIG burp that rumbles behind his fist. After he’s stuffed himself to the brim, he’ll try and stifle whatever burps he can, but there’s often so much air in his belly that he can’t help but burp really loudly sometimes. Every time he burps out loud, he’ll excuse himself, even if in the middle of thumping his chest to force another burp out. If he accidentally burps really loudly and unexpectedly, he’ll actually blush a little, excuse himself and turn away to mask his reddening cheeks, which never...EVER goes unnoticed by Leona or Ruggie, neither of which ever let “Fresh Baby” hear the end of it, which only makes his embarrassed blush even worse. If he finds out the Prefect has a thing for that sorta mess, he’ll be shocked and left dumbfounded, struggling to wrap his head around what the hell could be so appealing about something natural yet crass. In spite of that, after a while, he MAY intentionally let out a loud burp or two, blushing after doing so since, unless he needs to make room, he almost never burps intentionally. If he’s really full and the two are in bed together, his bushy tail wags when the Prefect tenderly, soothingly rubs his rounded belly, but the Prefect is a canonically cheeky bugger, so they may press on Jack’s rounded belly from time to time and work a rather loud belch from the young wolf, catching him off guard and leaving him glaring angrily at them, but sporting a huge blush to undo his wolf-like gaze. :P
Azul - Azul is almost like a mob boss, but also very well mannered and refined. I THINK, canonically, he has an appetite, but he often knows how to moderate himself since, as a child, Azul was canonically pretty fat and often teased for being overweight. That said, Azul gets stressed out, flustered and frustrated often, and I headcanon that he’s prone to getting stomachaches often. Sometimes, he will eat something that doesn’t QUITE agree with him, or caffeine won’t sit right. And when that happens, sometimes, a guttural burp or two will try and worm their way up Azul’s throat. Most of the time, he’ll hold them in, but if he can’t, a low burp will roll out of his mouth and he’ll look utterly mortified, blushing profusely while Floyd giggles hysterically and Jade chuckles with amusement. If the Prefect even HINTS at having a thing or burps, Azul will probably feed them to Floyd...
Jade - Jade is the polar opposite of Floyd. Whereas Floyd is psychotic, loud, proud and childish, Jade is the reserved adult in the room all of the time. Since Floyd is strongly hinted to be a canonical pred like the Savannaclaw lads, I think it’s a fair bet that Jade is as well. So odds are, he has a pretty big appetite himself, but whereas Floyd is the type to ravenously stuff his face, Jade’s the type to more reasonably eat, just a much larger portion than an average person. It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes, a meal will sit heavier in Jade’s stomach and he’ll find himself periodically turning away, holding a hand to his mouth and letting out a few muted burps. He knows how to mask it so no one will hear anything, and could burp in plain sight without anyone ever noticing. The Prefect would have no reason to admit to having any kinks of that nature around Jade as a result. If he found out though, he’d mostly be amused and remark how truly odd the Prefect is.
Floyd - Given Floyd’s personality and a lot of the canonical stuff we know about him, my headcanon for Floyd is that he’s on par with Ruggie in terms of sheer talent. Floyd can belch incredibly loudly and push out some really lengthy ones. He tends to get at his gassiest when he’s stuffing his face. He’ll let out some hefty belches back to back just to make room in his gut, but when he’s stuffed to the brim, Floyd burps loud enough to wake the damn dead! Floyd’s belly works pretty intensely digesting his meals since his human form IS just a disguise, and as such, has an accelerated digestive system by design to ensure he’s as sleek as he needs to be if he ever goes to his true merman-eel form. This tends to leave a lot of residual air in Floyd’s belly long after digestion. Azul will be in the middle of a serious meeting, and the entire thing will be, but then the meeting will pause when it’s interrupted by a massive “BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!!” Then Azul, Jade and those making the deal with Azul will all turn to Floyd, who giggles, scratching the back of his head with one hand and patting his stomach with the utter, muttering, “Oopsie! Sooooorry, guys. Lunch was really yummy and my tummy thought it would share that news.” Cue Azul sighing with frustration while Jade shakes his head at his twin brothers’ antics. Floyd’s also prone to getting really burpy from chugging sodas, which usually result in him sometimes burping uncontrollably. Like he’ll chug a soda can down, grab his belly and let out a HUGE burp, then another will rumble up his throat, followed by another, then another after that, forcing him to gulp down air and push a really lengthy one out. Floyd can’t control his burps enough to belch out entire sentences the way Ruggie can, but when he gets gassy, he’ll often burp mid-sentence, even burp out entire words by accident, which just leaves him giggling hysterically. Like Ruggie, Floyd’s also very good at burping on cue, gulping down air and just pushing out a big one, often times for no reason at all, well, not NO reason...pissing off Azul is reason enough sometimes. Floyd’s reaction to a hearty burp is always giggling hysterically with childish amusement, especially if the other person gets annoyed...and happens to be Azul. If he finds out the Prefect has a thing for burps, Floyd will giggle like a loon at how silly his little shrimp is, but he’ll indulge their kink til the cows come home. He’ll unbutton his shirt and squeeze the Prefect right up against his bare stomach, pressing them forcefully against it before belching in their face repeatedly, getting his thrills from the squeezing because Floyd’s probably got some kinks of his own there. If he’s stuffed to the brim, to the point where his belly is big and round, he’ll be laying in bed, huffing breathlessly while the Prefect tenderly rubs his round, burbling gut, and letting out one hefty, throaty belch after the other, usually huffing breathlessly and shamelessly after each one, usually with his tongue hanging out of his fang-filled maw.
Riddle - Riddle is very much like Azul, in that he’s very proper and easily flustered. He’s also very quick to psychotically angry outbursts. Canonically, he has a bit of a sweet tooth, and probably doesn’t stuff his face, but if he ever eats something that doesn’t agree with him, or if whatever he ate was too heavy, he may accidentally burp off guard, and if he does, he will look utterly mortified...and if anyone dares to laugh...off with their heads...sooooo yeah, Prefect will definitely keep their kinks to themselves. XD
Deuce - Deuce is a bit headstrong, stern and confrontational with others. He’s the Dan Akroyd to Ace’s Jon Belushi, and while he has MUCH better manners than Ace, I like to imagine he’s got about as big an appetite as Ace. He’s far less prone to stuffing his face the way Ace does, but he can definitely eat, and is prone to downing his beverages faster than he otherwise would. As such, I think Deuce can burp pretty loudly, but much like Jack, he doesn’t do it on purpose. If he’s eating a heavy meal and feels pressure in his stomach, he’ll try to stifle it, but if he lets one out, he’ll just excuse himself and move on. Unlike Jack, I think Deuce DOES know how to burp on cue, and that’s entirely Ace’s face. Deuce is stern, yes, but he also gets roped into a whoooole bunch of crap he otherwise wouldn’t get into if not for Ace. So that means he’s also been roped into a few burping contests with Ace from time to time. He finds them incredibly childish, but his competitive side will come out when egged on by Ace, and he’ll often chug as much soda as he can to push out the biggest burp he can manage almost out of spite. He doesn’t think burping is a big deal, and if he NEEDS to burp, he’ll burp, but he has good manners and will at least excuse himself. If the Prefect tells him that they’re into it, he’ll be completely dumbfounded and just move on, since he’s a bit more stern than Jack.
Ace - Ace is canonically loud, boastful, cheery, cocky and a big eater. One of his voiced lines of dialogue is complaining about being STUFFED from eating way too much pie. Soooo it stems to reason that Ace can belch like a champ. He’s not nearly as good as Ruggie or Floyd, but he can let out some really big ones. Ace is the type to stuff his face when surrounded by lots of food, and usually, after a meal is finished, he’ll let out a huge burp to express his satisfaction. Sometimes, after a hefty lunch, he’ll be walking with Deuce and just burp loudly, before patting his belly and talking about how great lunch was. If Deuce or anyone around him gets annoyed, Ace is the kind of troll who will grin, apologize, then let out a HUGE belch right after to piss off the person who complained in the first place. Ace does not have table manners whatsoever. He’ll greedily stuff his face, chug his soda with hearty gusto, and belch like a pig freely, loudly and VERY proudly. Every time he has a soda in his hands, you can guarantee Ace’ll be letting out a couple of impressive burps just because. And you better believe that Ace knows how to burp on cue. He’ll gulp down a lot of air and push a really big burp out, or he’ll just take in little gulps and burp them right back up. He doesn’t know how to burp out entire sentences the way Ruggie does, BUT, he is very good at belching the alphabet, and knows how to burp out words or full phrases. Usually anytime anyone ever tells him to excuse himself, Ace will literally belch out the words “SSS’CUUUUUUUUSEEE...m-mMEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEUUUUUUURRRRHHHUUUURRRP!!!!!” As such, with how loud, cheeky and boastful Ace is, if he finds out about the Prefect’s kinks, he will rile them up over and over. If he’s full, he’ll make it a point to ham it up after dinner, leaning back in his seat, rubbing his bloated belly with one hand and groaning, usually hiking his shirt up to expose his bare rounded stomach as he rubs, and let out the biggest burp he can possibly unleash to fluster his S/O. Or he’ll give his gut a hefty slap and let out an equally hefty belch shortly after. Unlike Ruggie and Floyd, in bed, the red-haired idiot becomes putty in the Prefect’s hands because once they start rubbing his belly, he’s gone over cloud nine, too docile and dazed to kink tease any further...unless the squeeze his belly and push a large belch out of him.