#bunkerbuster

[a certain fellow comes to join him.]

BB: bonecrusher. hey. wanted to talk to you.

[bonecrusher directs his attention to bunkerbuster, a mild blush appearing on his face.]

BC: bro why are you not wearing your chestplate

BB: patch's washing it. since we're husbands now. i. uhm. wanted to make it official. that, and i noticed you and rockie don't wear rings. or you and munchie. so.

[bonecrusher's eyebrow raises.]

BB: [he presents a couple of small crates, opening them to reveal some custom rings.] a pair for you and rockie, a pair for you and munchie, 'n'... a pair for you 'n' me. [he also presents a bashful smile.]

BC, his soul touched: bro... [he reaches forward, letting bunkerbuster slip three of the rings onto his claws.]

[bonecrusher admires the rings on his fingers.]

BB: your thoughts?

[bonecrusher gets off of the table and hugs bunkerbuster tight, giggling into his chest.]

BB: ...glad you like 'em. [he slips on his ring, proud of himself.]

BC: i have to show these to rockie and munchie oh my god,,,

[bonecrusher slips out of bunkerbuster's arms and rolls into his room with a load of vigor.]

[bunkerbuster giggles, and takes himself a seat on the kitchen island.]

[he kicks his feel while he waits.]

...

[and his wait only takes five minutes.]

[bonecrusher returns, stars in his eyes as he pulls along rocketjumper and footmuncher out of his room. he's giggling like an engine that won't start.]

RJ: so, boney says you've made some neat wedding ringssss... i didn't know it was titties out tuesday.

BB: [a soft giggle.] had to put my carapace in the wash, sorry. yeah, i made some neat little rings to make the weird little love web official. well, almost official! [he presents rocketjumper's ring to her.]

RJ: ooh. oooohh. [she chuckles softly as she gazes at the ring in its box. stunningly seductive and a shimmering emerald green gem, reinforced for war and bloodshed.] oh my god... bunkie!! this is so nice!!! [she plants a sloppy and loving kiss onto bunkerbuster's lips, pulling away to slip the ring onto her right ring finger. she giggles as she watches it shine on her finger, loving the ring.]

FM: [footmuncher giggles at rocketjumper's reaction.] how silly... how nice.

[bonecrusher only watches as his wife enjoys her new ring. he wanders next to footmuncher, placing a claw onto his butt.]

BC: how lovely. eh, munchie?

FM: [footmuncher leans onto bonecrusher, kissing his cheek.]

BB: so! footmuncher. would you like to see your ring as well?

FM: hell yeah, homie. [he hops up as bunkerbuster presents footmuncher's ring to him. a glazed marble stone, reflecting rose and violet, with a hint of lavender. its reinforcement is not as tough as rocketjumper's ring's reinforcements, yet it is still strong. strong enough to strive and thrive throughout life.]

BB: [he watches on as footmuncher equips the ring.] so... your thoughts?

FM: [footmuncher moves past bunkerbuster's outstretched arm, wrapping his own around BB's waist and giving him a romantic and thankful kiss, right on the lips.]

[bonecrusher smiles quietly as he watches on, now being picked up by his wife.]

[bunkerbuster holds footmuncher close and returns his kiss with a welcoming hug around his back.]

RJ: ...wow. wasn't expecting the romance today.

BC: really? the day where we got our rings, you didn't expect the romance?

RJ: nah. expected more lust. [she chuckles after her quip.]

[bonecrusher kisses rocketjumper's cheek.]

RJ: well... what do we do now?

BC: i'ouno. i'm gonna stare at these rings.

[rocketjumper mumbles something only bonecrusher can hear as she turns to head into his room. they have a good ol' fashioned conversation inside.]

[over time, bonecrusher feels his conscious slipping away. little by little. second after second. maybe sometime soon he'll actually get a nap?]

[unfortunately, it seems the nap in question will have to wait. bunkerbuster makes himself known in the archway.]

BB: long day, homie?

BC: mmyup

[bunkerbuster walks in, closing the bedroom door behind him.]

BB: anything you wanna talk about?

BC: ...

[bonecrusher props himself up in a position that doesn't muffle his voice.]

BC: you ever get burnt out? like, you get a shit load of enthusiasm for something and you use it all up way too quick and you can't think of anything else to say or do so you feel useless?

BB: ...i don't know about the useless part, but i get where you're coming from.

BC: [boney shrugs.] i 'unno, i don't think you do.

BB: [snickering in response, bunkbed takes a seat next to boney, on his bed.] if you want me to talk about any of my old battles to you, i can. or if you want something else, like a quickie... well, y'know.

BC: ...m. rockie's out for the night, might be grabbing more energon for refinement or somethin', she neglected to tell me. not like she can't handle herself, just i get worried sometimes- point is. you wanna sleep with me tonight?

BB: me? [minor snort.] don't you usually have munchie for that?

BC: meh. he's been in a fugue state for a bit now. patch's been taking care of him. besides, i'm hankerin' for a big bulky lad to snuggle tight, and you're just my type.

BB: look at you, eh, prince charming?

[bunkerbuster pecks bonecrusher on the cheek.]

[in response, bonecrusher returns the kiss, kissing bunkerbuster on the lips and pulling him down onto the bed. he follows up by wrapping his arms around bunkbed's waist.]

BB: [giggle]. not so fast, my man. gotta get my armor off first for maximum comfort.

[following that comment, bunkerbuster sits back up over bonecrusher, popping his armor off and setting it next to the bed. chest armor first, then the shoulder pauldrons... he considers the crotch armor. not yet. off goes the leg armor, back plating... and he's comfy.]

[bonecrusher pops bunkerbuster's crotch armor off for him, setting it with the rest of his armor and freeing the meat underneath. back down comes bunkerbuster.]

BB: so you do want the dick, mmm?

BC: just a little more to fondle while we both wait to slumber.

[bonecrusher nestles his face inbetween bunkerbuster's pecs.]

BC, muffled: love you, hubby.