#bumnuggetry

Think someone has just spotted this!

To no one's surprise, Glitterturder Liverick aka BoringBones wasn't too happy with a lack from us of any knee jerk hit of the like button he's used to from the lazy masses on Dumblr - like lab rats looking for a food pellet - and came back with the following:

So why did you direct those on Dumblr to your Patroen account which you have to join first?

Go on, explain away that one when - by your own admission - it was up elsewhere without any strings attached on a Google Drive.

We'll answer it for you - in order to get a database to spam thereafter for your 'pay-for' wares. It's as old as the hills that routine amongst Patroen dipshits and it doesn't get any fresher by the repetition.

As for 'late to the party', funny how your blogspot shite only has it up since 25th July (or 'Julho 25' in Pork and Beans ...) as well, so we're hardly 'late', you bumnugget:

Ah, but it was available 'elsewhere' a month ago ... oh, let's guess, to those who had subscribed to your Patroen, right? The old 'early access to subscribers' bullshit routine - wow, that's a new one!

From your past form, we'll predict confidently much of this 'overhaul' - cobbled together from your wares of the last few months - will have been stolen from dozens of other Sims 3 creators and had the cheek to repackage together as your own as per usual (something that's becoming a bit of a common theme of late amongst monetising Glitterturders now their usual market's drying up).

If others want to be dumb enough to download and install code that their gazillion other mods downloaded over the years are doing the exact same thing for because they're too lazy to check, that's their look out ultimately.

Will they ever learn?

Once again, with absolutely no cause to other than the wish to scrub off some things they'd rather be forgetting about, the Simgurus are pulling the plug on the current EA forum for the Sims series as of this July.

Although at least this time they are being honest and upfront about it, unlike the last time, where they claimed it was being shut temporarily, only for nine days later a brand new forum replaced the old one in total contradiction to what they'd said they'd do - much of it a cut and paste clusterf**k from the old forum.

Oh, and for good measure, changing the story on what they'd planned to do on the forum they'd just scrubbed ... forgetting of course that your super soaraway Mare's Nest had screenshotted the incriminating evidence so that Simmers ten years later would be able to read and learn from past experience that these bastards will lie and lie and lie again, because their contempt for the people who really pay their wages - we Simmers - is all consuming.

Take careful note:

Only content from 18th October 2022  - the day the so-called Project Rene was announced - to 12th March 2024 is guaranteed to be transferred.

12th March - nothing after this ... begging the question they are expecting a lot of fan fury to be posted between March and July about the shape of things to come. Why else have no intentions in keeping a full five months' worth of posts?

If you want threads before 18th October 2022 to survive, you have to 'nominate' them, with as much confidence the Simgurus will care one flying f**k about your wishes as they did when they proffered their next Fifth Generation Of Glitterturdom.

You have been warned, fellow mainstream Simmers. The big shafting is coming again. Same as it ever was, David ...

Not that some are quite getting the memo:

Are you comfortable with having your sorry spamming ass permabanned from Dumblr, you bumnugget?

Add that clown to your blocklists folks.

Okay, have put up with Fluttereyes steaming pools of utter nonsense about Scotland and 'Scottishness' before (most of which were about as authentic as the Loch Ness Monster) - as past Mare's Nest readers know, she's always been more full of shit than a baby's nappy - but this really is the limit.

As if her 'we dunked for bits of bread covered with treacle at Halloween because we were too poor when I was a kid to buy scones' wasn't Disney fodder enough.

Okay, blawbag, which of these creatures are no longer native to Scotland, huh?

The Long tail tit? Common as shit - especially in Scotland due to the number of old graveyards covered in the lichens which are the environments for the insects they feed their young specifically with?

The Chaffinch? One of the most widespread and abundant bird in Britian and Ireland (source: RSPB website)

Hares, foxes, stoats, deer, barn owls, snipes, wrens etc ... all common as muck. Wolves were killed off four centuries ago - you may as well have included dodos for all the relevance they are.

The Arctic Fox? Last appeared in Scotland in the wild in THE ICE AGE!

Bloody knock it off with your bullshit Molly Weir tartan and f**king shortbread routines about Scotland - those of us with Scottish relatives are sick to death of your exaggerations about the place for the benefit of morons who get all their ideas about Scotland from Hollywood's 'haggis and heather' horseshit or the Scottish Tourist Industry which is stuck in a Sir Walter Scott timewarp.

Since the creature seems allergic to anyone replying to his/her/'it's complicated's trollings:

A paragraph where is typical of your claimed metrics?

In a student essay perhaps, where you googled your half-arsed answer facts from, but in the case of social media, brevity and concision is key.

Which is where the 'sympathy for your audience' bit comes in. Penny beginning to drop yet, bumnugget?

It would help, also, if you knew the purpose of a paragraph, which is to place distinct ideas separate from each other in order to aid clarity.

Your piece was five sentences - two of them over forty words each, for plumbob's sake - of meandering word salad.

You couldn't even capitalise the start of your sentences, which is jarring for most normal readers (ie. people who aren't still licking their dessert plate past the age of ten).

Just saying ...

Oh, by the way folks, Othelo = Comradekatara aka Grendelsmilf Aka Noelleakopian.