#noelleakopian

Since the creature seems allergic to anyone replying to his/her/'it's complicated's trollings:

A paragraph where is typical of your claimed metrics?

In a student essay perhaps, where you googled your half-arsed answer facts from, but in the case of social media, brevity and concision is key.

Which is where the 'sympathy for your audience' bit comes in. Penny beginning to drop yet, bumnugget?

It would help, also, if you knew the purpose of a paragraph, which is to place distinct ideas separate from each other in order to aid clarity.

Your piece was five sentences - two of them over forty words each, for plumbob's sake - of meandering word salad.

You couldn't even capitalise the start of your sentences, which is jarring for most normal readers (ie. people who aren't still licking their dessert plate past the age of ten).

Just saying ...

Oh, by the way folks, Othelo = Comradekatara aka Grendelsmilf Aka Noelleakopian.

WATCH FINDING FRANCES BITCH!

also you might enjoy the magicians which is a show about depressed and brilliant grad students studying magic. i know it sounds very harry potter-y and accessible but it does a lot with myths and metaphors and scholarly bullshit and it’s smarter than it sounds. the show’s pretty dark, in case that’s unclear; everyone is brilliant but also very miserable and just trying to work it out in the way that smart-but-selfish depressed millennials do; by being great students and fantasizing about having more interesting lives. some aspects of this are relatable in a bad way. but the real thing i loved about it is one particular character who has a powerful survivor narrative that’s both extremely female and extremely jewish. 

to be honest i quit this show and wouldn’t rec it to the vast majority of people, but i know you so i think you’d find it interesting and maybe even meaningful enough for the pros to outweigh the cons. 

what about gbf

i didn’t count it because i thought it had a limited release but maybe i’m wrong about that? i saw it on netflix after it came out. it’s possible it was as big as l*ve s*mon and i missed it

ben: 5.0 

alba: 4.5

sabrina: 2.9

jimmy: 0.4

chip: 0.01

the good place by rcg: this is my bias toward the episode “charlie work” talking (i think it’s a cinematic masterpiece) but i feel like they’d give us a day in the life of jason. very episodic and standalone-like. jason sets out to make some mischief, doesn’t succeed, gets stuck on a series of mindless errands that he botches in various ways, and ultimately saves the day in a way no one can really comprehend or appreciate. manny pulls it off with his energy and charm, but it has nothing to do with the good place. mike gets nbc to run it as a youtube exclusive.