#bulknut

He's their sweet husband© that they can relax and be gentle with, but oh so rough when the time comes to hear him squeak and squeal about not being used to being the one spiked, since he's "big for an autobot", and it takes forever for Lugnut to capture him in the decepticon courting ritual, on a video call with Strika every step of the way as he introduced their new third, who is covered in some colors, as he was painting when Lugnut finally caught him, and shaking in the background but still trying to be so fierce with his words.

Strika likes that. She likes that a lot. They don't even frag too much (though how they do it makes that up) they just adore their sensitive little autobot. Pressing him between themselves in a cuddle while lazily asking about his day and telling him about theirs when he oh so politely reciprocates the question. Raised right, was Bulkhead.

There's also the matter of Bulkhead being so overwhelmed by being small now. He's not used to it. It's strange. Especially when they initiate interface and go for his valve first. To indulge in the side no one else wanted to is jarring like this. (My big green boy is a valve mech first and doesn't enjoy spiking too much, sweet in the sheets cuz he's got pie to serve if ya get what I'm sayin ehe)

But I'm cutting it off there, cream soda and sleep awaits me.

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They had to EASE bulkhead in. I meant it when I said he's not used to being the smaller one, it's less "sorry little fella, you okay under there?" To being the little spoon as Strika holds him so close from the back and Lugnut rumbling as he tucks him in closer to his chassis.

And, and, to bring back an earlier thing I had (with the bulkbeewave post), decepticons have to convince their desired partner to stay with them. Through giving them such a good frag sesh it's impossible not to think about and want more of. There's two ways this could've gone,

1) Lugnut decided to commence the "please please please please let us court you" cockening while on a video call with Strika, making sure she could see as much of Bulkhead as she could, face, pussy, and all, with her giving instructions and commanding Lugnut which way to what, and how to do, so that the courting can proceed for the both of them to bulkhead,

Or

2) Lugnut waits. He doesn't wait to kidnap Bulkhead no, he needs to secure this sweet pea as soon as he possibly can In case someone else gets him first (all five eyes are staring directly at your inferior single optic shockwave), so bulkhead is just In His Room being taken care of like he's a princess(which he is, my big green princess), while he speaks of all the things he and Strika wish to do to and do with him. And accidently getting Bulkhead more exposed to the idea that hey, maybe this wouldn't be so bad, even if the people who are trying to start the courting is Megatron's number one follower and his right hand general.

It would be so hot actually if Lugnut couldn't keep his hands off bulkhead and Strika knew. She knows her husband inside and out, and always seems to send a message, or call, just before Lugnut really got around to popping bulkheads pussy panel and drinking that shit like he's shotgunning a beer can. It leaves him hot and bothered and it leaves Bulkhead surprisingly hot and bothered.

In the background, legs still spread (spread. He's the one spreading for someone else.) he's maybe resisting the urge to just.... Open it. See what happens. Would Strika be able to stop Lugnut from making their sweet pea squeal or would she finally give permission?

He's not paying attention to the conversation at hand nor to the fact that Strika is due to arrive the next day. And as much as you can guess where this is going I'm still gonna explain it anyways for the love of the yap, they plan to do plenty of things to their little autobot. Lugnut lays the praise on so thick, even thicker now that his second set of lips is spreading so sweetly around his spike, as Strika holds him open, stern and staring, quiet for now. Bulkhead is babbling about so many things, small talk while riding someone's dick has the femme just bursting out laughing in all honesty before she just pushes forward and now Lugnut is under him, arms wrapped completely around and presenting his stuffed valve to his sweet powerful wife who starts to speak low and encouragingly, as her spick starts to slide in right next to Lugnuts and for what is the first time in his interfacing life, stretch bulkhead so wide it almost hurts.

Luckily both of his new partners are there to kiss and lick the tears away, while they each thrust in as gently as possible. For the first bit.

This actually, thought Interrupted, brings me back to the beginning, of how the two became so infatuated with him in the first place. For Lugnut, it was being able to kick his ass, strength is a turn on for the five eyed simp. Knock him down and insult him enough times and he's going to knock you down but keep your hips to his face as he starts trying to eat you out through your panel. That's nearly what happened between a fight of Lugnut and Bulkhead, the sweet pea had left an opening too good to ignore and Bulkhead found himself stuck upside down while trapped in Lugnuts arms, who was breathing so hard on his panel he might as well have been smelling it (spoiler, he was), and was saved by his team. I can 100% bet he told Bumblebee about this, or Optimus, and got sort of a Look, respectively bee gave him an "I know what you are" and prime would have given him a look of "thanks for telling me but what the hell am I supposed to do about that, uuh.... I guess try not to fight him alone??"

Lugnut isn't quiet about his infatuation, soon as he realizes he tells Strika, calls her literally the split second his "I miss my wife & love Megatron" got turned to "I need that autobot and I miss my wife & I love Megatron", and just goes "I PROPOSE A THIRD."

It takes a lot of convincing on strikas side, only cuz it's an autobot. Sure, the wives are popular but et tû luggie? Till of course she does her own digging outside of bulkheads crazed ramblings of "he's strong he threw me the other day and he's so feisty when he's mad and- and he always smells like fresh paint its LOVELY-", and get this, she finds him competent. That's a start to infatuation for her I like to think, as Lugnut is very good at his job when he isn't aimless and distracted. And Bulkhead? He's smart. So smart. She takes one look at his space bridge career and practically starts drooling at the thought of hearing him whimper and beg. It only turns to all out love and deep infatuation when she probably finally sees him for herself, in a video call of course. Maybe Lugnut was on one when the two where fighting, maybe this was their version of sexting, their an old married couple they make it work, and she witnesses first hand how good he is at beating her husband's ass as well as his intuition, and in general appreciation for the arts.

I feel like that's a big one next to the competence, he's covered in paint before a fight one time, with a canvas in front of him and a brush in one hand, and before Lugnut makes himself known he looks so peaceful, focused, trained, with each brushstroke and choice of color. I'm not softening up this tank of a woman no, she's watching his devotion. Strika has no soft side, but there is a gentle one if that makes sense. Devotion to his craft, devotion to his friends, and devotion to his faction after Lugnut finally gets his claws on him. He is so fierce in her husband's room, yet still so polite, refuting every offer to join the decepticons but still participating in the accidental small talk Lugnut Sometimes does (because once again Bulkhead was raised right).

There's definitely a camera placed in there, before he's taken, and she can spend any of her free time that isn't spent being efficient to watch and get to know the autobot. And wonder how purple may pair with that flattering green.

Onward to my favorite part, which is the first night Strika is there. How she's much quieter than Lugnut, but so much more straightforward. After duties she asks Megatron for like a week off, he grants it cuz why not she's the best and he has someone else to court actually, and she's stomping to Lugnuts room like he did something. She's actually going to do something to the both of them.

Bulkhead wasn't aware of Strikas arrival, not when Lugnut has sort of been too busy keeping his hands off the autobot to tell him, and when the door opens he expects Blitzwing to Start Shit again but no, it's Strika. Standing in the doorway so imposingly, greeting Lugnut but still staring at Bulkhead, who's now quaking like a little leaf. I mean, what else are you supposed to do when the general of destruction and war doesn't say anything as she just picks you up and lays you on top of her husband. Gently stroking his interface panel but with a voice he can't refuse because of unforeseen consequences, says "open."

I feel like this has gotten too long (aka I started writing last night and fell asleep writing this and finished in the morning(right now)), but I just, need to have Strika and Lugnut show Bulkhead the benefits of being small and having both of them as partners.

And about a rescue mission/his team, I purely believe they're all.... Occupied. With their own rituals. Questions comments and concerns will be read because I love to read what YOU write, mr. "PUT THE CREAM SODA DOWN", that shit made me laugh so hard man.

ET TU, LUGGIE??? Also I fully forgot I did that and you mentioning it made me laugh so hard I woke up my kid, so. Thanks for making me have to put her back to bed XD

Bulkhead is absolutely their sweet pea omgg that's so cute!!! I think it's so funny that like. Everyone is courting or being courted at the same time. But yeah, that was adorable and even though it was painful to scroll past every time because it was so long, I'm very grateful for this lovely read <3