#bugle boy

90's BUGLE BOY golf-print cotton Shirt

The entire women's section was either donated from from Grandma or a tween.

The men's was mostly sports jerseys.

I bought 6 pairs of jeans. All from the mens. The two pairs of jeans I found in the women's that I grabbed because I was sick of leaving with nothing was quickly put back on the shelf (skinny jeans can die.. why are you suffocating my legs?)

Finally got to try on my clothes (im redoing my closet! Yippee!)

1 pair kinda fits (long but I can cuff them, a little loose in the back but I can take the waist in)

1 was way too large

3 wouldn't fit over my dump truck ass

And one is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

A pair of bugle boy jeans.

YEAH THATS RIGHT

MOTHER FUKN

BUGLE BOY JEANS

( screams in peak 90s men fashion )

They fit perfectly.

Long, but won't drag if I wear appropriate shoes.

A nice dark blue - dark enough to be work appropriate BUT light enough to not blend with my 5 pairs of black pants

The back pockets are doubled. Guys, the pocket has a pocket. THE POCKET HAS A POCKET.

It's a lil high/mid waisted which is perfect because low waist makes me feel like a plumber (but a hot one ig)

My ass looks amazing

My thighs look strong

It hides my calves but that's good because I can't let people know I'm packing monsters

I am

Living my best life

Dark wash 90 style jeans WITH 3 different red "this is a QUALITY GARMENT it is BUGLE BOY show some DAMN RESPECT" tags which go nice with my pretty red binder

I am gender

My hair is dyed to match

I am gender

I need a pair of red converse (why do they no longer make cute red converse in my style and size)

I am gender

I will turn this minimum wage liquor store job into a fucking pride parade

I AM GENDER

90's Bugle Boy Company damask-print cotton Shirt