#buffy text posts

buffy text posts pt. 2! these are so fun to make :))

buffy summers:

“you know those days where you’re like, ‘this might as well happen’?”

“college was like a four-year game show called do my friends hate me, or do i just need to go to sleep?”

“i look back on being 17, and think, oh my god, how did i not die?”

willow rosenberg:

“okay, i don’t get this shit because i wasn’t raised catholic”

“i will pepper in the fact that i am gay”

“i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much”

xander harris:

“i lived like a goddamn ninja turtle”

“hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you!”

“i was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick”

rupert giles:

“i was once on the telephone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence”

“shut up, you’re all gonna die! street smarts!”

“well, in that split second, that’s when he’s going to stab you!”

spike:

“i’m new in town, and it gets worse!”

“i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die”

“i lived on cigarettes, and alcohol, and adderall”

angel:

“in terms of, like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin”

“no, that’s the thing i’m sensitive about!

faith lehane:

“i’m so horny and angry all the time”

“eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”

“you know how i’m filled with rage?”

dawn summers:

“your opinion doesn’t matter in elementary school, either”

buffy text posts pt. 3! the first one is my fav actually :) (this the last of ones I’ve pre-made)