#bubble butt squad

-asexual Matt Murdock being really confused about his sexuality because he craves skin contact but not sex

-Bucky Barnes, after years of not experiencing it, is all about full-body-contact snuggling

-the weight of Steve and Bucky on either side of him is really reassuring to Matt

-he’s pretty sure he could tell that his partners just had sex with each other even if he couldn’t smell it because of the bounce in their steps

No Archive Warnings Apply, Matt Murdock/Steve Rogers, Meet-Cute, Pre-Slash, Domestic Avengers, Bubble Butt Squad

Summary: Steve just wants to give up on this morning and crawl back into bed.

And Matt is disgustingly touchy feely and Steve loves it, so Steve pretends not to pick up Braille right away because honestly, one on one time with Matt is important

Also Steve smells amazing and like freedom. Fact.

and foggy laughing his ass off because Matt doesn’t get flustered ever

I’m doing this for Matt/Steve because Maddie sucked me into this hell and I don’t want to can’t get out

Matt doesn’t usually answer unidentified numbers. But Foggy got a new phone last week and he hasn’t gotten around to programming the new number, so it’s probably him anyway.

“Hello?” he answers, but the person on the line is already speaking and is most definitely not Foggy.

“Tasha, I’m worried about Bucky. He’s not eating, he’s not sleeping, and when he does he’s got nightmares. Last night I caught him sleepwalking into the living room where Banner was crashing on the couch and when I tried to wake him up he nearly took my head off - and Bruce damn near went green and ripped another hole in the roof. And if that happens again Tony is going to have an aneurism and kick us all out. Honestly, I’m thinking about having Clint steal Bruce’s weed stash....maybe that’ll chill Bucky out. Or maybe some upgraded Valium...Wait, Tash, how mad do you think Fury would be if we broke into a pharmaceutical lab again? Because I thought that his head was going to explode.”

“Uh.” Matt says, unsure of what to do. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that he’s got Captain America on the line and he is very obviously not “Tasha.” “Sorry man, you’ve got the wrong number. But for what it’s worth, your friend sounds like he needs someone to sleep in the same room. Hearing someone else’s breathing always helps with nightmares.” He speaks from experience. There’s no response, just uncomfortable silence before the line goes dead. Matt chalks it up to a twist of fate that allowed him to speak with one of the most famous superheroes of all time.

Until he gets a call the next day.

“Hey. This is...Steve? Steve Rogers. I called yesterday and, uh, your advice worked.”

“No problem.” Matt says, nonplussed that Captain America would call back. “I’m Matt, by the way.”

“I’d like to thank you properly,” Steve says and Matt can feel his blush from over the phone. “In person?”