HEREâS WHY I LOVE THE STAR WARS COMICS: This was a legitimately hilarious moment, these murder droids are such assholes and not actually secretly nice or whatever, so having Triple Zero sing-song about a LOOOOOOOPHOOOOOOLE down the hallway, just because heâs irritated about not getting to do any real violence in far too long, that was already pretty delightful.
And then it got to that page, that wasnât who I was expecting at all, and it legitimately had impact to see DARTH FUCKING VADER pop up and realize thatâs who they were calling, that I may make fun of Anakin a lot, but he is genuinely a terrifying murderous nightmare that would kill anyone who got in his way because heâs so smothered down any spark of humanity he can find in himself.
This is why I love reading the comics, that Iâm having a good time with Aphra over here on her own, doing her thing in her own book, knowing that sheâs halfway on the run from Vader because she knows more than heâd like her to, and then, WHAM, there he is, and SHE REALLY COULD DIE, VADER REALLY WOULD KILL HER. This guy really did kill Obi-Wan, this guy really did try to murder Ahsoka, this guy really did enslave entire worlds, this guy really did cut off his sonâs hand even when he didnât need to, this guy really did murder Jedi who begged him for help, this guy really did murder actual children. He really would murder her.
AND THE COMIC USED THAT REALLY WELL IN THIS MOMENT, Vader is at his most terrifying when seen through the eyes of others, in brief glimpses (spend too much time with him, even through othersâ eyes, and you canât help remembering what a disaster garbage bag he is) and this was spot on to this moment and just THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE COMICS, BECAUSE THEY GIVE ME THAT JOLT FEELING, WHEN I HAVE AN AMAZING âO SHIT--!â REACTION. THIS IS WHY THE MOVIES ARE GREAT BUT EVERYONE SHOULD PLEASE COME READ THE COMICS WITH ME, TOO.