#brulex

(P.S this is all silly and idrc if you disagree xoxo💋)

Bruce x Clark Kent

Superbat is awesome

Bruce x Oliver Queen

Child hood friends (they can also be Poly with Dinah, I don’t judge 🙌 we love Dinah in this household)

Bruce x Harvey Dent

Heartbreaking

Bruce x Diana Prince

He bottoms

Bruce x Hal Jordon

They hate eachother???? They’d be each others Work Wife

Bruce x Talia al Ghul

They train together and love eachother vry much, prolly kinda toxic and they’re both convinced that they can fix eachother. Talia will in fact be an amazing mother to all of his kids… except Dick. They both (mostly jokingly) hate eachother

Bruce x Minhkhoa Khan

They are so ‘Reluctant Allies to Lovers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers again’ who never actually really hated eachother but both had so many of their own issues to figure out that it didn’t work at first. They have so many conflicting morals and history that they really have to discuss. They kiss it’s sexy

Bruce x Selina Kyle

??? It’s Bruce x Selina??? Seen I explain more????

Bruce x Arthur Curry

Because that’s so fucking funny??? Oh my God????

Bruce x J’onn J’onzz

They both have autistic swag

Bruce x the entire justice league

Minus like, the actual children. Poly justice league for the win

Bruce x Nick and Nora Bromfield

Because then he can parent the Batsons without disrespecting them. Fuck some of you guys who shame my girl Mary’s beautiful loving parents

Bruce x Lex Luthor

…Sorry? I don’t think they could be in any sort of long term relationship and I want them to be extremely awkward around eachother. They both respect eachother and kinda get along as people, they can just never look eachother in the eye without being filled with great embarrassment, the only person atleast partially exempt from the Brucie persona while in public simply because Bruce would rather put a gun to his head than ever flirt with Lex again.

Bruce x Lois Lane

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As you can tell, I always have amazing reasoning for my opinions I you all clearly agree with everything I have just said /j

> My name is Alexander Joseph Luthor, CEO and founder of LexCorp.

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> I'm 29 years old, use he/him pronouns and personally identify as a gay man.

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taken by: @richard-pierce

My son: @k0ncrete

ooc below the cut

I don't do Brulex as much as Clex, but this plot is really good😋

I think Clark might be quite flustered, especially if he hasn't told Lex about his secret identity yet. Of course, Clark knew about Lex's wild dating history long before they got together and he became friends with Bruce, but knowing his current date and his friend were once a thing in the past is a whole different story. However, since the affair ended years ago and he knows Lex loves him now, Clark doesn't bring it up to respect Lex's privacy. (Though he still becomes distracted sometimes!)