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Ship warning! - JL x Batman

Inspiderd by @brucedefender4eva

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Idea: Polycule JL x Oblivious Batman

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Scene: A mission debrief just finished up and everyone is packing up to leave.

Wonder Woman: [Planting a kiss on Bruce’s forehead] Wonderful as always, Angel. [Leaves]

Batman: [Still holding reports] Hmm.

Flash: [Zipping up to him with a little pout] She always gets to you first…. [Kisses both of his cheeks many times, now grinning] Get home safe, Bat-Baby! [Leaves]

Batman: [Looks down at the reports] Mhm.

Aquaman: [Holding Bruce’s waist and nibbling his ear playfully] Do not forget about me, my Prince. [Pulls back and leaves]

Batman: [Blushes faintly and looks down at the reports he’s holding]

Green Lantern: [Tilts Batman’s head up with a grin] Is that blush I see, Spooky? Don’t tell me you’re having fun without me. [Kisses Bruce with playful eyes then leaves]

Batman: Hmh….

Green Lantern: [Captures Bruce’s lips, nipping them lovingly between eager pecks and long, passionate kisses. Pulling back once he’s successfully gotten a good taste] Since when did you use cream in your coffee? [Grinning]

Batman: [Blushing] Hmmh.

Green Lantern: I guess a lotta things changed since college, but not my attraction to you, of course. [Winks and leaves]

Bruce: [Flustered, gripping the reports tighter]

Superman: [Cupping Bruce’s cheek with one hand to kiss his eyelids while taking the reports from his hand using the other.] I’ll take these from you, Sweetheart. Get some rest. [Runs his fingers through Bruce’s hair before leaving]

Batman: Mm.

Martian Manhunter: [Holds Bruce in comforting silence for a bit]

Batman: [Restibg his head on J’onn’s shoulder]

Martian Manhunter: Rest well, my Love. [Leaves]

Batman: You too… ♡. [Leaves]

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Bonus+

Dick: And you’re telling me they are just good friends?

Bruce: They’re coworkers, Chum. No need to be so worked up about it [Relaxes into his arm chair]

Tim: [mumbling to Jason] The only thing I’m worked up about is his obliviousness….

Jason: [Snorts] How long do you think it will take him to figure it out?

A little “Lord Batman, dear, using your fingers can help you press exactly where you want to feel it. Just like that, good boy”

Followed by a “Lord Batman, baby doll, try moving your hand in tight circles rather than up and down. There’s that pretty moan, you such a needy little thing Lord Batman, how naughty”

I imagine the Justice Lords teasing and taunting until Lord Superman decides they’ve had their fun and moves Lord Batman into his lap. He replaces Lord Batman’s hand with his own, expertly bringing the bat to orgasm within seconds. He then orders them out, he’ll personally reward Lord Batman for being such a good boy.

Ughh anon whoever you are please keep on coming with more, I'm on a massive run of whore Bruce x everyone rn.

Lord Batman never imagined himself in the position he is now, but being the only human in a team of gods and metas wore him out quickly.

After they took the mantles of lords, it was like the rest of his team decided for him that he's too fragile and human to be present in battles ever again, instead he was made to be their little pet for their amusement and pleasure.

And no matter how much he tried to fight against it, he's just a human against his six over possessive lovers/masters.

Now all his days are spent paraded around in a collar in the watchtower and fucked by his lovers to their hearts content.

His pretty pussy is filled all day long, his big tits clamped and pierced and his body claimed and marked as theirs forever.

(P.S this is all silly and idrc if you disagree xoxo💋)

Bruce x Clark Kent

Superbat is awesome

Bruce x Oliver Queen

Child hood friends (they can also be Poly with Dinah, I don’t judge 🙌 we love Dinah in this household)

Bruce x Harvey Dent

Heartbreaking

Bruce x Diana Prince

He bottoms

Bruce x Hal Jordon

They hate eachother???? They’d be each others Work Wife

Bruce x Talia al Ghul

They train together and love eachother vry much, prolly kinda toxic and they’re both convinced that they can fix eachother. Talia will in fact be an amazing mother to all of his kids… except Dick. They both (mostly jokingly) hate eachother

Bruce x Minhkhoa Khan

They are so ‘Reluctant Allies to Lovers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers again’ who never actually really hated eachother but both had so many of their own issues to figure out that it didn’t work at first. They have so many conflicting morals and history that they really have to discuss. They kiss it’s sexy

Bruce x Selina Kyle

??? It’s Bruce x Selina??? Seen I explain more????

Bruce x Arthur Curry

Because that’s so fucking funny??? Oh my God????

Bruce x J’onn J’onzz

They both have autistic swag

Bruce x the entire justice league

Minus like, the actual children. Poly justice league for the win

Bruce x Nick and Nora Bromfield

Because then he can parent the Batsons without disrespecting them. Fuck some of you guys who shame my girl Mary’s beautiful loving parents

Bruce x Lex Luthor

…Sorry? I don’t think they could be in any sort of long term relationship and I want them to be extremely awkward around eachother. They both respect eachother and kinda get along as people, they can just never look eachother in the eye without being filled with great embarrassment, the only person atleast partially exempt from the Brucie persona while in public simply because Bruce would rather put a gun to his head than ever flirt with Lex again.

Bruce x Lois Lane

🤷

As you can tell, I always have amazing reasoning for my opinions I you all clearly agree with everything I have just said /j

Well— yeah. Absolutely.

If you're wondering, maybe not explicitly shown or written, the birth year for these three men in DCEU are considered about:

Bruce: 1972/1974 (Ben Affleck: 1972)

Clark: 1980 (Henry Cavill: 1983)

Arthur: 1986 (Jason Momoa: 1979)

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