#aquabat

Ship Warning! - JLA x Batman

I am a big fan of those fics or posts about the main 7 (6 in this case) pinning and swooning over Batman.

Especially when Batman is involved, or had previously been involved, with one of the JL members, and said JL member brags about it.

Batman and another member kissing, it’s cute, it’s romantic, and it’s dangerous. While Batman’s eye’s are closed, 6 eyes are open, glaring at the lucky one. I lent death threats being exchanged within seconds.

Depending on who it is, the luck-favored member either feels a cold sweat down their back, or my favorite, extremely smug about it. Maybe they’ll flex their hand around Batman’s waist to show off, or perhaps they’ll give them a cocky wink before using their tongue. It makes the other JL member’s blood boil.

(P.S this is all silly and idrc if you disagree xoxo💋)

Bruce x Clark Kent

Superbat is awesome

Bruce x Oliver Queen

Child hood friends (they can also be Poly with Dinah, I don’t judge 🙌 we love Dinah in this household)

Bruce x Harvey Dent

Heartbreaking

Bruce x Diana Prince

He bottoms

Bruce x Hal Jordon

They hate eachother???? They’d be each others Work Wife

Bruce x Talia al Ghul

They train together and love eachother vry much, prolly kinda toxic and they’re both convinced that they can fix eachother. Talia will in fact be an amazing mother to all of his kids… except Dick. They both (mostly jokingly) hate eachother

Bruce x Minhkhoa Khan

They are so ‘Reluctant Allies to Lovers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers again’ who never actually really hated eachother but both had so many of their own issues to figure out that it didn’t work at first. They have so many conflicting morals and history that they really have to discuss. They kiss it’s sexy

Bruce x Selina Kyle

??? It’s Bruce x Selina??? Seen I explain more????

Bruce x Arthur Curry

Because that’s so fucking funny??? Oh my God????

Bruce x J’onn J’onzz

They both have autistic swag

Bruce x the entire justice league

Minus like, the actual children. Poly justice league for the win

Bruce x Nick and Nora Bromfield

Because then he can parent the Batsons without disrespecting them. Fuck some of you guys who shame my girl Mary’s beautiful loving parents

Bruce x Lex Luthor

…Sorry? I don’t think they could be in any sort of long term relationship and I want them to be extremely awkward around eachother. They both respect eachother and kinda get along as people, they can just never look eachother in the eye without being filled with great embarrassment, the only person atleast partially exempt from the Brucie persona while in public simply because Bruce would rather put a gun to his head than ever flirt with Lex again.

Bruce x Lois Lane

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As you can tell, I always have amazing reasoning for my opinions I you all clearly agree with everything I have just said /j

Well— yeah. Absolutely.

If you're wondering, maybe not explicitly shown or written, the birth year for these three men in DCEU are considered about:

Bruce: 1972/1974 (Ben Affleck: 1972)

Clark: 1980 (Henry Cavill: 1983)

Arthur: 1986 (Jason Momoa: 1979)

Mindfuck of GarbageWaste6

All-Batman] 28 jours (ABO/NC17) of huahuaixiu

We're Dating??? of TaxiCabToSlowtown

Silver Secrets of AboutBatman (MistyDawn)

Never Have I Ever... of Jane271

Bruce is a Thot of sunlitlemonade

Four Times the JLA Tried to Top Batman and the One Leaguer Who Managed to Do Just That of Terminallydepraved

heads we're dancing of TheResurrectionist

League Sugar Daddy of Peppermint_Tree_Prince

Hate me (just don't leave me) of RinkaRanka

Center of Attention of bonzai_bunny

Shackles of littlechinesedoll

Happy Together of orphan_account

Huh… Didn’t Know He Could Do That of SE7EN (SEVENTH_GOD)

Is The Doctor In? of LilianRoses

The List of Butterfly_Wordsmith

Okay hands up of puppytrixie5

Operation: Get Dad a Life (and Accidentally a League of Lovers) of SamLikesToRead

Designated Lover Boy of orphan_account

Curiosity Killed The Cat of IG33Y

The Accidental Boyfriend of the Justice League of Bonez_012

Perhaps a little too effective of MomImBusy

We’re definitely not in earth of u_anon8

The Heroes I Raised of Sweet_Ru07

Superman x Batman (Husbands):

The power couple of the group: grumpy x sunshine vibes all the way.

They were friends for years before they finally got together. It took forever, but now they have this big, integrated family with all their kids.

Superman x Wonder Woman (Besties Who Sometimes Kiss) :

Honestly, this dynamic was actually Bruce’s suggestion that they explore semi regularly

Superman x The Flash (Wholesome Nerd Besties) :

These two bond over being massive nerds. They hit up conventions and Comic-Cons together every years.

They also hype each other’s hyperfixations—Barry always has Clark smiling, and Clark is Barry’s biggest cheerleader.