#brotp asks

How would they react to a 3 AM phone call from the other?

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Would they have gotten along as kids?

Dying 😂

How would they react to a 3 AM phone call from the other?

Ethan would already be up because he's a freak who likes to workout before going early into work. He'd still answer, completely deadpan, “You better be dying to call at this ungodly hour.”

Tobias, on the other hand, MIGHT not answer. Maybe he will. It just depends if the ringtone wakes him up. Ethan says, “I could've been dying” when confronting him. Tobias replies, “Then the number you want to dial is 911.”

It's all joking, though. They'd be there for each other in a heartbeat.

Would they have gotten along as kids?

Absolutely. I HC they come from similar backgrounds (working class with an absent parent). Plus they were both huge nerds with a rebellious side so they'd definitely bond.

1. Who’s more ticklish?

SCHMIDT SCHMIDT SHMIDT! I’m a little biased cause he’s my fave but like. C’mon. He’s so damn sassy, snarky & funny he just has the bubbly personality of someone crazy ticklish. & look at that dazzling smile! How can he NOT be devastatingly ticklish?

2. What kind of tickles are they sensitive to?

Rough tickles work best on both Nick & Schmidt. Softer ones make Nick all twitchy & giggly & a little whiny & they make Schmidt turn into a happy puddle of goo (especially if it’s from a pretty lady like Cece)

3. Which role (lee/ler) does each of them hold?

Neither of them are capable of holding the braincell for more than 10 minutes so it just makes sense that they’re both switches. Their mood swings also heavily contribute to their alignment cause these dudes can flip on a dime. But Nick just feels more like a ler, ya know? His whole personality & sarcasm & the l mean streak he has… grade A ler material. Schmidt is more of the lee spectrum cause he’s bratty & likes to provoke people, but he has a softer side in general. & when it comes down to it, Schmidt is just a little intimidated cause Nick knows all his worst spots & is a lot more merciless than Schmidt

4. How did they discover each others’ ticklishness?

Nick found out that Schmidt was ticklish when they were rooming together in college. He liked to tease him a lot & he found out when he was jokingly “choking” him when he pissed him off. It took Schmidt a little longer cause he didn’t even try for revenge until he gained more self confidence. But it was a full on sneak attack that came with no warning & caught Nick completely off guard

5. Who’s more likely to instigate a tickle fight?

Nick us so damn confrontational form I reason. Need I remind you of the whole cookie incident? Man makes a mountain out of a mole hill & finds any reason to tickle the shit out of his friends. He even makes up reasons to start shit

6. How often do they tickle each other?

Do you know how chaotic the loft is? That’s an every day occurrence son!

7. Who’s the least likely to ask for tickles?

For personal reasons, let's do Vio and Lore, the resident Smart Colours!

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It’s perfectly okay if you send multiple asks!

I would actually love to build a friendship between Ivy and Willa and have them eventually be close friends if you’re up for it!☺️

People would definitely think they’re twins haha

I just realized we have the same faceclaim for them, but that doesn’t bother me!

who steals french fries off the other’s plate?

Willa steals them off of Ivy’s plate. Ivy doesn’t really mind it, but occasionally she’ll steal some from Willa’s plate.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple?

They both do, and they both start laughing about it and say “really? You had the same idea as me?”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail?

They’d probably end up in jail together, but it’s more likely that Ivy would have to bail Willa out for losing her temper on someone.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues?

Ivy. Willa’s not very open, but Ivy can read her like a book sometimes. Willa considers Ivy’s advice to be some of the best she’s ever gotten.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes?

They both do, but neither of them will rat each other out to the rest of the group.

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk?

Willa, but a race to the top bunk ensues and Willa will playfully shove Ivy off of the ladder.

who starts and who wins the pillow fights?

Ivy starts them usually, and it’s a mix of who wins. They definitely keep a track record of it.

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush?

Seriously? The honorary sibling duo?😂

who steals french fries off the other's plate?

Sarahi. Because food crazy baby has no control and also because POTATOES! Needless to say, Bill has to share his fries when Sarahi is around and hide if he wants the plate to himself.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they're a couple?

NONE. Like I said, honorary brother-sister duo. Bill will straight up answer "We're not a couple" and end it there.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail?

Sarahi is too pure to ever end up in jail, but Bill would have to bail her out of she did end up in there. Sarahi would be so ashamed, she'd literally hide her face until Bill can make her feel better.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues?

BILL! As Sarahi's honorary big brother, it's his responsibility!

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other's eyes?

Sarahi because she f00king HATES losing at video games. She doesn't care who she's playing against.

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk?

None of them call dibs. They just ask each other who wants the top bunk. Take turns!

who starts and who wins the pillow fights?

Sarahi starts them. Bill wins. Because my child falls asleep halfway through.

Bill: *pillow on the ready and excited* "Does thou surrender!?"

Sarahi: *too sleepy to care* "Yeah yeah yeah yeah... I'm going to bed."

who says "your pants would look better on their floor" to the other's potential crush?

Bold of you to assume either of them are crass enough to say it out loud, but Sarahi definitely thinks it when she met Fleur.

I see too many questions for ships, but not enough for BROTPS. Now I guess I'm gonna make one myself... so send me a BROTP pairing with few of these numbers and I'll tell you...

1. Who's the one, who gets kicked out of the movies, because of their noiseiness?

2. Who would finish all the nutella, while the other one laughs/shakes their head?

3. Who'd offer to punch the creator of a movie/book/tv show, which made them cry?

4. Who's the one, who offers the best romantic advice?

5. Speaking of romance, who would sneak up to check on how the other's doing?

6. Who would dare one another, to jump on a freezing lake?

7. Who sends the playlist?

8. Who's more competitive in notorious friendship threatening games? (ie: scrabble, monoploy, uno)

9. Who shakes the other, to give them their common sense back?

10. Who squeals like a kid, over adorable animals?

11. Who annoys the other about pineapple pizza?

12. Who initiates playful fights? (snowball, pillow, poking)

13. Who messes up the words, while singing karaoke?

14. Who'd help their friend, hide sneaky evidences?

15. Who'd prounouce 'tsum-tsums' as 'some-somes'?

16. Who takes the most embarassing pictures?

17. Who's more scared of horror movies?

18. Who'd get angry at inanimate objects?

19. Who steals snacks from parties, for the other?

20. Who gets annoyed, when the other tells them, they lost something important?

21. Who dresses up like a ghost in order to fake scare?

22. If they're stuck in an island, who'd be the resourceful and creative one?

23. Who's the one, who tried yelling out or insulting their other friends, while finding them in a crowd?

24. Who'd point out, that their crush likes them back?

25. Who notices when their buddy's not in a good mood?

26. Who makes soup, when the other's sick?

27. Who's the best dancer?

28. Who helps their friend, through payment?

29. Who's more likely to dive in a ballpit?

30. Who's more likely to send animal fluff memes?

31. Who'd be encouraging their friend, to get out of the bed, in an early morning?

32. Who'd save them from stood-up dates?

33. Who would tell the other, about their day? (This is platonic af, too)

34. Who's house, they visit more?

35. Who nags more?

36. Who eats their others' food?

37. Who knows the best places in town?

38. Who's more likely to get offended, when someone insults their Hogwarts house?

39. Who tries stealing, and who tries to stop them?

40. Who'd get chased by squirrels? Who'd rescue them?

41. Who's more to burst into random musical numbers?

42. Who quips up pop culture references?

43. Who's the one, with the most terrible jokes?

44. Who spams messages?

45. Who hates freezing water?

46. Who has the worst ideas?

47. Who lectures the other, on trying to eat disgusting stuff?

48. Who drags the other, away from fights?

49. Who would ramble more?

50. Who brings the other, for a trip around somewhere?

Because stupid Umbrella Academy got me stuck on platonic relationships.  Though I’ll answer otp ships on this one too if asked.

Who always always has snacks for the other?

Who sneaks into the other's room when they have a nightmare?

Who threatens to watch ahead on the show they are watching together?

Who comes up with the plan and who executes the plan?

Who is “Player 1” and who is “Player 2”?

Who drops themselves in the other's lap to get attention?

Who starts the food fights?

How do they sleep on sleepovers?  

Who drives and who rides shotgun?

What do they bring the other when they are going through a hard time?

Who's place do they hang out at most often?

Who texts the other at 4 am about random stuff?

Who is more protective?

Who has to cover for the other more?

Who joking calls the other by pet names?

Who copies the other's homework?

Who remembers the next morning after a crazy night out?

Who causes the distraction and who pulls of the heist/prank?

Who buys the other surprise presents?

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Who offers to get rid of the evidence and body whenever the other starts complaining about someone: Jiya. In fairness, it starts as a legitimate question; If Flynn is complaining about someone, Jiya has reason to be worried. But eventually, it becomes her go-to if he has even the slightest complaint. Wyatt ate Flynn's cereal? I can make a body go away. (Flynn is somewhat amused, somewhat proud.)

Who shows up at the other’s house with food and movies when the other is having a bad day: Flynn actually starts this, after Rufus dies. He's trying to back away from Lucy, to give her space, to let her choose Wyatt, if that's what she wants. Suddenly, he finds himself with empty evenings again. When he realizes that Jiya is pulling away from everyone, too, he takes to showing up at her door with food and distractions. (When they save Rufus, he expects these nights to end, but instead, Rufus just joins them with popcorn and sarcastic quips.)

... That got long. MOVING ON.

Who sends the other tons of videos/phone game requests: Jiya. She gets bored while the others are out traveling. In the beginning, she would just spam-text Rufus, and sometimes Lucy, but she eventually adds him to her list.

Who glares at the other til they sit down and eat: This can honestly go either way. Both of them tend to get tunnel vision, or push themselves too hard. They take turns reminding each other to eat.

Who stands behind the other and signals to the person arguing with their friend that if the person hurts their friend then they will hunt the person down: Flynn. Definitely Flynn.

Who starts the war on stealing food from the other: Jiya. Unapologetically. And it isn't really much of a "war," per say. Just her casually stealing his food whenever she feels like it. (Because he is giant, and well-trained, and DANGEROUS, but they are his family. She trusts him completely. She also appreciates the novelty of being able to steal a terrorist's food and suffer little more than a scowl.)