#broodingcaverns

These must be the Brooding Caverns, then.

Good thing, too. 

I wanted to know more about how Jade Bloods help hatch the young trolls.

GA: You Rang

CA: yeah i did

CA: wwhere the fuck havve you been

GA: Elsewhere

CA: is it some kinda secret

GA: Not So Much A Secret As It Is None Of Your Business

GA: What Did You Want

CA: right fine ill let it go wwhat matters is that you are back noww

CA: right at the turnin point i might add good timin

GA: The Turning Point Of What Exactly

CA: she issued her public challenge for the heiress to come forth

GA: Who Did

CA: havve you been hidin under a fuckin rock HER thats fuckin wwho

GA: Oh

GA: Right Sorry I Have Been Out Of The Seadweller Loop As Of Late

GA: So What Does That Mean

CA: it means EVVENTUALLY fefs gotta announce herself an shit

CA: then they gotta throww dukes for the throne

GA: I See

GA: I Dont Mean To Derail Your Concern But What Does This Have To Do With Me

CA: nothin i guess

CA: im just in a ruddy fuckin ball of emotions right noww an nobody really calms that ball dowwn like you can kan

CA: nobody except maybe cg but hes

CA: wwell

CA: you knoww

GA: Unfortunately I Do Know

GA: So You Are Talking To Me Instead Of The Girl Whos Life Is On A Very Thin Line

CA: ivve TRIED talkin to her shes flippin shit somethin upwwards a INSANE right noww

GA: I Wonder What That Must Feel Like

CA: yeah wwhatevver

CA: im doin all i can but i gotta help prepare her to fight a all powwerful fuckin MONSTROSITY

GA: May I Be Frank With You Eridan

CA: a course

GA: Teach Her How To Win At Any Cost As Youve Taught Yourself

CA: i dont take your meanin

GA: I Have Watched Replays Of Vriskas Old Games With You And One Thing That Stood Out To Me Is That The Both Of You Would Always Throw A Fit And Alter The Rules Whenever One Of You Would Begin To Fall Behind The Other

GA: She Would Use Her Broken And Silly Luck

GA: And You Would Fire Everything You Had At One Target To Ensure Your Victory

CA: huh

CA: wwell ok then

CA: but if shes not listenin i cant do shit you knoww

GA: I Know

CA: i havve no fuckin idea wwhere the swweeps wwent but noww here wwe are

CA: crazy right

GA: More Than You Know

CA: im gonna go fuckin steww about this nonsense some more

CA: thanks for talkin though dont be a stranger