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“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.” @brokenpathways
"Ah yes, the treasures of companionship and love, right? Pehh." he scoffs, sticking out his tongue, "My crew know the risks of traveling with me. They know what I'm about. Gold always comes first."
He says that, but the crew knew better. At least, they thought they did...
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exhaustion sentence starters [ x ]
@brokenpathways is calling, pick up phone!
“You don’t have to push so hard. It’s okay to rest.” Strange words coming from the lanky lady B'rail, but she speaks honestly.
" Nothing worth having in this world comes free. I just got to ... push through this, and I will be okay. "
He'd gotten an unusually high volume of orders as of late, thanks to a new customer base, and while it had been an immense blessing it had also loaded quite a lot more work onto him.
He still hadn't hired anybody yet, aside from an angry teenager that barely did enough work to qualify as employed and a weird clone that he technically didn't even hire. So, for the time being, a lotta that work had been placed squarely on his own shoulders.
⚠[Big cat lady paws yoink that small guy] [B'rail is gentle]
Ok, being picked up, that wasn’t new. After all, that’s what Mario did when he catches him some of the time. That’s when the thief was expecting it, but this? This caught him off guard, and that wasn’t the easiest thing to do.
“Wha- hey! Hands off the merchandise!”
📏 6'3" B'rail be tall ish
send me 📏 ( ruler ) + your muses height and I'll compare them to mine!
( SAME HAT HEIGHT! )
Would love to see how the Banana man would deal with being put into the middle of a large parade in his honor for some ridiculous task
Go into my inbox and tell me a situation you’d love to see my Muse go through. ((Accepting!))
((...Define 'ridiculous ; since this is the Dancing Banana we're talking about, even as something as 'saving the city/world' would be considered ridiculous due to him being seen as 'morally questionable' to the public at times.
...Maybe it's more likely for others to throw him a parade for a Guinness World Record or something.))
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situation prompt: Peppino or Fake Peppino watching the other be slapped silly by Italian Plumber Mobsters using a oversized Fish
Problem: if anyone approached him while resembling any sort of mobster, Pino would not let them get close.
That would work with Fake but it'd just... eat the fish after the first slap.
△ "How does it feel to know love is as fleeting as the seasons?"
send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character.
[ how much he wants to answer: 5 / 10 ]
" don't they got internet sites to write this depressing shit on. sheesh!
i don't think love is like this. love is ... like a pizza! yeah. you got to put the right things in, and you gotta make it right. sure it come out a little wrong, and funny shaped, or a little burnt, but ... you just do it again. pizza is not all good or all bad, but the way you make it matters.
... that sounded much more stupid than it did in my head. hrm. "
△ Does it hurt to know your are several atoms away from being nothing more then plastic explosives?
(Invasive rating - 0/10)
. "That means nothing when you're a toon who's had many a thing blow up at your face with no real damage other than being covered in soot."
