RANKING BISEXUAL MUSICAL MEN
(either canon or in my opinion⌠a very good and accurate headcanon)
1. clifford bradshaw/brian roberts - cabaret
A KINGâŚ. we love him so muchâŚ. a legend!!! a man who loves his girlfriend, punches nazis, and supports a womanâs choice to her own body! supports his girlfriend working at the cabaret and is very accepting to the people there!
2. mischa bachinski - ride the cyclone
an absolute legend! another man who absolutely loves his girlfriend, canonically kisses another man and has watched all seasons of drag race! he might seem tough on the inside but⌠he is the biggest softie in the world
3. brad majors - rocky horror
another bisexual legend i think. yes he might have cheated, but he wasnât homophobic or full of any prejudice towards the people living in the mansion like his fiancĂŠ janet! so we love him for thatâŚ
4. marius pontmercy - les mis
if you donât think marius is bisexual then i have some news for you. i actually saw him and enjorlas kissing yesterday andddd it was a litttleeee crazyâŚ
5. hanschen rilow - spring awakening
my day #1 for real. he is a little crazy and silly but in my heart heâs #1. he loves his boyfriend and thatâs all that matters to me!
6. anatole - the great comet of 1812
an absolutely evil manâŚ. but at least he is sassy doing itâŚ