each love interest's dynamic with their respective optimi
sam/bayverse optimus:virgin loser douchebag peasant young adult man sacrificed to capricious volcano god who takes a liking to him
june/tfp optimus:alpha woman mommy dom x gender non conforming service top robodoll
lucy/cybertron anime optimus:edo era noble lady with lightning-fast curiosity x benevolent oni overlord who's all-round very caring to his men and also intrigued and enthralled by her unconventional(by human standards) attitude
kelly/rid2001 optimus:he's the best thing that ever happened to her and also the worst. 'nuff said.
sparkplug/g1 optimus:old married midwestern couple
breanna/knightverse optimus:that very awkward thing where your boyfriend is also your future son-in-law's big boss
