#bread talk

i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract

just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?

i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.

hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract

i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour

all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf

ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint

fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain

i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol

im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else

i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste

quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air

learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time

Man saw me come over to butter my 3 corn on the cobs (No I was not going to eat them all, they were also for him) and he was so amazed at my concoction he took a picture and sent it to my friend I was on speaker phone with.

He then proceeded to brag about me and my corn on the cobs for 5 minutes.

THEYRE SO CUTEEE 😞😞😞 here’s a little preview of the upcoming rodrick! martin post bc the people (and i) yearn for emo/punk martin who is happy when being bossed around by his gf

@average-art-consumer

I was incredibly lazy to draw the garden flowers, but I tried ^^

AAHHHHHH THIS HAS BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG I AM SO SORRYYYYYY

but also THANK YOUUU I LOVE YOU SMMMMM I HAVE SO MANY REBORN HEADCANNONS AAAAHHHH

. Charlotte really likes punk rock and heavy metal music

. Anna and Noel both really like to draw!

. None of the Belroses know how to cook. Saphira knows Some Of the basics but is a disaster in the kitchen regardless. She lived off of eggs and instant ramen and whatever fruits and veggies she could eat whole lmaoo

. Going off of that Cain and Hardy try (keyword TRY) to give cooking lessons to them while in Calcenon.

. Laura picks it up really fast and discovers a love for making bread. She even made a yeast starter and named her Edith <3

. Charlotte on the other hand... Oh man. She takes after her oldest sister. She's Way too excited abt the idea of being able to make fires in the pans. Do NOT leave her alone in the kitchen something WILL be burning!!!

. Poor Saphira would love to learn how to cook so she can provide better for her sisters!! Unfortunately, something Always manages to go wrong whenever she cooks. She thinks she might be cursed.

. Once she got out of the orphanage Anna discovered a deep love for stargazing

. Noel eventually gets his ears pierced

I feel like I’ve done so much crap in the last two days. Tomorrow more crap is on tap. Adding things to the list for Thursday and Friday as well.

I’m tired already.

Tonight’s Google of Choice was “what’s the difference between a baguette and a batard?” Turns out, it’s only the size and shape. Long & Thin or Short & Thick.