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in Canada right now. I’m spending my spring break on a chilly note. But the best part about that is? I’ve got myself a Snugella! But there’s only one...unless you wanna be coughing up teeth...or die. But back to me, and my Bella Snuggie. The moral to this whole post was, be jealous that you ain’t in Canada. That you don’t have a Snugella, and that you don’t wake up looking like the handsome mother fucker gracing the dash right now. Damn, if I wasn’t me, or B, this would almost me too depressing to read, huh? 

Would I be a horrible father for not going to see this Sponge Bob movie with my daughter? I mean, I actually feel offended for Sponge Bob. Being on land? How does that even work? I mean and what is the point of this movie? The previews kind of suck in selling us on the plot. There's nothing exciting happening besides they're on land. But they've been on land before for a few minutes. Um...I'm going to start praying now that I don't have to go because no me gusta eso. Dios, por favor no! No quiero verlo. Algunas ayudame. 

Watchin someone mow down an innocent puppy is one of them. I kinda wanna take him to the vet, give the little guy a chance...

I might not be great at social media except for Instagram, Twitter, and here, but changing my status to "married" is THE BEST THING EVER! Basically it's all that I did today, other than run around this castle with my HUSBAND! Okay, maybe we've done more than just run around, but we definitely got our cardio in. Shut up and don't judge. I'm married!!!!!!!

Or well it's felt like it's been a while. So much I've had to do and was done. It was nice though to kinda check out and spend some time with my family. Now it's on to getting everything squared away and moved in and settled. How was everyone else's holiday and week?