#boyakishan

Alien: I'm going out!

... In sci fi, ships launch shit at each other at range irl right?

I will not infringe on the Church in any way. I will not hurt a cleric or a monk if unarmed. I will not steal an ox, cow, pig, sheep, goat, ass, or a mare with colt. I will not attack a villain or villainess or servants or merchants for ransom. I will not take a mule or a horse male or female or a colt in pasture from any man from the calends of March to the feast of the All Saints unless to recover a debt. I will not burn houses or destroy them unless there is a knight inside. I will not root up vines. I will not attack noble ladies travelling without husband nor their maids, nor widows or nuns unless it is their fault. From the beginning of Lent to the end of Easter I will not attack an unarmed knight.

every time I see your three blogs in my notes I see three twin brothers who look exactly the same except for their wildly different styles of hat

I just had a funny thought;

Human: ok. I hear you. But again, I would like to reiterate. I have a fucking gun.