#boxlunch

Taken from my own comments on the original post

Unbeknownst to them, a spectral chill filled the air as an angry, towering figure materialized in the doorway.

The Lunch Lady. Her ghostly hair curled with rage, her ladle clutched tightly in one ethereal hand as she loomed over the baking contestants. “A BAKE-OFF?! WITHOUT ME?!”

The entire room froze. Danny’s eyes widened. “Oh, no.”

The Lunch Lady pointed an accusatory finger at him. “YOU DARE ENGAGE IN CULINARY COMPETITION AND NOT INVITE THE QUEEN OF THE CAFETERIA?!”

Flash, mid-cookie bite, slowly set it down and whispered, “We’re doomed.”

Superman cleared his throat. “Miss… uh, Lunch Lady. We meant no offense—”

“NO OFFENSE?!” The Lunch Lady’s eyes burned with green fire. “IF IT’S A CONTEST YOU WANT, THEN PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR A COOKING SHOWDOWN THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!”

Danny groaned and put his head in his hands. “This just got so much worse.”

Just when the chaos couldn’t escalate any further, portals flickered open around the kitchen. The Batkids—Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, Spoiler, and Orphan—all marched in, each wearing matching shirts that read Alfred’s Army.

“We’re here to support our champion,” Nightwing announced proudly.

Superman barely had time to react before another group entered. Supergirl, Superboy, and Krypto the Superdog (wearing a tiny apron) stepped in, all bearing Ma Kent’s Marvels banners. “We stand for truth, justice, and the best apple pie in the universe,” Superboy declared.

Then, as if the multiverse was conspiring against Danny’s peace, two more figures appeared in bursts of green energy. “BEHOLD! I, THE BOX GHOST, HAVE COME TO SUPPORT THE TRUE QUEEN OF CUISINE!”

Beside him, a younger ghost with pigtails and a similar outfit threw her fists up. “AND I, BOX LUNCH, WILL ENSURE VICTORY FOR MY MOTHER!”

Danny stared at the sheer absurdity of the situation. “This is officially out of control.”

I knew boxlunch had a Treasure Planet jersey but when I saw they also had a Little Mermaid one I KNEW I had to draw the babes in them ✨ sooo sports au ?? I dunno. This took me forever to finish bc burnout- and THEN when I was getting back in the groove I got so sick I didn't want to look at any other screen that wasn't the TV.

but anyway here it is FINALLY- also hello to all the new followers omf :'))✨ thank you everyone for all the likes, comments and shares !!

My new shirt👀

Japan is switching to a 4-day workweek in the hopes that citizens will spend the 5th day making babies to offset the aging population and plummeting birth rates

TMobile is being sued for "deceptive pricing practices", regarding lack of clarity around some of the fees they charge

[as of yesterday] Investigators found the backpack that the UH shooter apparently ditched in Central Park. It was full of monopoly money and a jacket

(Also regarding the above story) Macy's has marked down the jacket the shooter wore to 60% off if you use code "friend" at checkout. The jacket has since been sold out.

(Another one) there was a UH Shooter Lookalike Contest held in Central Park (edit: it was held at Washington Square park)

(Last one) the FBI reward for information leading to the arrest of the UH Shooter has been raised from 10k to 50k. The NYPD also released a statement regarding the shooters movements:

(real hard-hitting investigative work over there)

The Assad family has been granted political asylum in Russia, having lost control of Syria after a 50-year dictatorship.

The FDA is looking into banning red3, a popular cherry-red food dye that's derived from petroleum. It's currently used in 3,000 food products including Pez, Peeps, Double Bubble gum, and Betty Crocker products. Red3 was found to be a carcinogen in the 90s and subsequently banned from use in makeup products. California banned Red3 along with 3 other food dyes last year.

EDIT: (aka My friend sent me a link as I hit post)

Jay-Z has been named in a lawsuit alongside P Diddy, accusing both of 🍇 a then-13-year-old girl in 2000

ANOTHER EDIT: