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bowserific replied to your post “Oh! So when I try to usher in the end of the world by wedding Bowser...”
"It's because you're a BIG FAT LOSER and I'm better than you at EVERYTHING!"
Dimentio wiped away an invisible tear. “Oh boo hoo hoo! How will I ever recover from such a cutting blow by the king of midnight snacks and forgotten gym memberships himself! It’s true! It’s all true!”
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Ouch... Tough crowd.
“Violence is no substitute for eloquence, dear Bowser. Wordplay and witticisms can be our sabers and parrying daggers--please don’t hit me.”
“Great. I leave for five minutes, and Dimentio comes back again and starts antagonizing Bowser.”
“...Not sure who I should put my bets on, honestly.”
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“Oh my God. So like, I haven’ been ta tha castle in a while? How ya been Bowser? How’s Junior? I haven’ seen him in ferever.” {/Much like she preferred the company of the younger beast than his father, but she’ll still show him the same respect that the Koopa would have given him. Which in this sense, was more of a familiarity kind of respect. She’s been around long enough to know this guy practically inside and out, even when he was away.}
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✴-❝See, the acer plataniods and the acer saccharum are both similar plants, but while one is native to where we live, the other is invasive, ah-rooooo. I don’t get how my class mixes them up so often!❞
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"I am not wearing that.”
“Oh, you are! And you’re going to like it!”
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The day was announced by the rising sun once more. It seemed to be one of the ordinary and quiet ones, ones where Bowser decided to be quiet and the princess was safe within her castle, leaving Mario with little to worry about, but he and his brother knew oh so well that this could change for the worse really quickly.
A familiar voice called out in front of Mario's humble, little home.
"MAIL CALL!", but no, that wasn't the mail-man's voice. As soon as the red-capped plumber chose to open the door to investigate, a white bag was thrown onto his porch. In front of his residence floated none other than the evil Koopa wizard, Kamek.
"With regards from the King of Koopas!" He called, "Perhaps after a warning you and your dear friends won't be bothering his viciousness again!" Without anything else, the Magikoopa turned with his magic broom and flew the other way, disappearing into the distance before Mario could even way a word. Whatever was inside that bag certainly wasn't mail, but what could be of concern was that it was moving.
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The only thing you NEED to do is hang out with your old man today, Hair Gel!” The tyrant replied, his fat grin stretching across his face like a rubber band. No matter how gruff or destructive he could be, the sight of his own children always warmed his beastly heart.
“Y’know what we COULD do though!? See how many licks it takes a Piranha Plant to dissolve a Super Mushroom! Then, you can scheme with me another way to CRUSH the Super Sewage-Eater Brothers like you always do!”
Of course, what other kind of demand would his ol' pops of come up with. It was as though the king would sometimes try a little too hard to find ways to get the koopa to spend more -- per say, quality time with him rather than just business time. Ludwig noticed this gesture be brought up more frequently than usual when he began his move from the tyrant's kingdom to his block press castle that'd resided among Meringue Clouds. Did he wanna sit there and see how long it took for an Piranha Plant to dissolve a super mushroom? No...There was far more other things he could think of rather doing. Ludwig gave a slightly forced smile in return to his father's massive, more genuine appealing grin.
"Sure...I could help assist you with coming up for some more schemes."
A brief moment of silence flooded the air momentarily, only to be broken by a quick clear of the throat brought by Ludwig himself. He did enjoy creating plans on how to stop the plummers. Heck, there was countless times they got in his way and ruined his own things! Once that'd happened, things between him and the bros become a little more personal. Still, from how excited his father had beamed the possibility of watching the plant do it's thing, he was sure there would be some way Bowser would slip that into their time well spent.
