If you had a hazing ritual for newcomers to the JJK fandom, what would it be?
They will be locked in a room with me. The room will have Equipment and Contraptions right out of a cartoon mad scientist's laboratory. They will be shackled to a chair; there may or may not be a trap door underneath.
I will ask them some questions about canon.
Here are some examples:
Easy mode
Are Sukuna and Kenjaku sorcerers or cursed spirits? There is only one right answer.
Is it physically possible for Gojou to have a child with the Six Eyes? There is only one right answer.
Hard mode
Does Yuuji know that Kenjaku is his mother, and if so, at what point in the story did he realize this? Is this text or subtext? There are, again, predetermined right answers.
Describe Itadori Yuuji in five or fewer words/phrases. If the term "sunshine," "sweet summer child," or "shoujo hero/heroine" is used, I will activate the death ray.
(On a less ominous note, I had entirely too much fun coming up with this. Also, I did get your older ask too—that answer will take more time, so I've been sitting on it until calmer days 💗)










