#both verses

(This is Ridiculous)

“I’m fine,” Mingxia insisted, flinging her legs over the edge of the bed.  “The world isn’t going to wait.  I need to get going.”  It was a lie, she knew that- in fact, something deep down told her she likely wasn’t going to be fine for quite some time, if ever again.

She took some steps, and almost made it to the door.  Then, abruptly, her legs went numb and she fell, leaning hard into the door frame.  She slid to the ground, rubbing at her legs furiously to try to send some blood or aether or something back into them.

In hindsight, that was probably the biggest warning that the sand in her hourglass was running out.

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(Let’s Be Reasonable)

Mingxia pushed herself off the bed in the Canopy.  Everything was stiff and aching, but that meant little to her.  She needed to go.  

“Your eagerness is admirable.  What do you expect to achieve, however, venturing out with half-healed wounds?” Foulques seemed to materialize from the shadows of the room, making her jump and clutch her chest in fright.

“How do you do that?!” she wheezed.  He raised an eyebrow.  She shook her head.  “Never mind.  Look, I’m better!  I can go back out there- and besides, I really do need more silver.”

“Your order can wait a few more suns.  If your client would begrudge you the time to heal from being stabbed, I would have words with them!  Are you even able to walk?” Foulques huffed.

“I guess I’ll have to see,” Mingxia said, standing up- and promptly collapsing with a hiss as the weight aggravated her wounded leg.

“I thought not.  You will rest until it has healed.”  He helped her heave herself back into the bed.

“Ah, I hate this.”

“Then stop getting yourself in this kind of trouble, and you will not be trapped in convalescence.  You are fortunate that I was nearby this time!  How did you manage to get ambushed by lancers, anyroad?!  I thought you gatherers had stealth magic!”

“It wore off while I was mining.  I didn’t realize this until that first man came after me.”

Foulques shook his head and muttered irately under his breath.  “You, stay here.  Do not assume you are safe just because you are in an inn room.  I will return shortly.”

Mingxia grumbled half-heartedly, checking on her bandaged leg to make sure it hadn’t reopened.  Someone had driven a spear through it, after all, and even with her trying to apply some healing magic to it to hopefully ensure nothing permanent was damaged, it would still take some time to fully repair itself.

Fang belongs to @marloviandevil​ I hope I do him justice. The F&T AU is the wonderful sandbox @kristsune​ and @thebisexualmandalorian​ shared with us, also known as the Happy AU with ALL THE OCs. Modern setting :)

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?

Thanks to the obvious size difference, both in height and broadness, Paws is the big spoon.

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

Morning kisses on the mouth or forehead, it’s Paws. Kisses… elsewhere, it’s Fang.

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 

Mmh, I think Paws keeps the deep emotional thoughts for the late evenings or early mornings, when he can actually think on them. Strangely, for Fang, I… don’t know. Ask @marloviandevil​ !

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

Canonverse, it’s either lower blacks or at best sweatpants, because they can be woken at any time for emergencies. F&T AU… well, Paws sleeps in his underwear. Fang crawls naked under the covers and snuggles for warmth.

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?

Paws likes sweet&sour, mixed :) Fang likes spicy.

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?

Paws is the tolest. Both verse. Fang is average-to-tall but, once you put them side by side… Don’t call Fang smol, though. Baaad idea.

14. Who kills the spiders?

Nobody kills the spiders. Paws shoos them outside. Fang glares at them until they leave his sight. (Unless it’s canonverse and the spiders are hostile, three meters long and tall aliens. Then both kill the spiders. With prejudice)

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

Nope, not scared of thunderstorms. F&T AU, they are the perfect excuse to stay cuddled up inside, though.

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

Modernverse, cat person, both of them. They have four-and-a-half cats (because we’re silly like that, first cat was named Wolffe, stray ‘half’ ginger cat Fox turned out to be a she and left them with kitties Boost, Sinker and Comet <3 )

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?

In terms of personnality, no one. They are equals, and there certainly isn’t any cliché uke/seme theme here. Fang can turn quite needy once he’s turned on, though, mostly because Paws is a tease. Needy AND Bossy. 

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?

I… don’t think they care much for the holiday, they celebrate important dates rather than a commercial one. But they are both utter saps so who knows. 

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? 

Paws can be quiet, but don’t get him started on subjects he is passionate about, he will not stop. Fang does it just to hear him talk. 

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?

F&T verse, Paws is the most healthy person to ever health. Both know how to cook and cook well, but Fang will defend his special-days junk food. Or guilty pleasures like the pastries his aunt’s husband made.  

28. Who is the book worm?

F&T’s Paws was born because I wanted teacher!Paws for purely self-indulgent reasons. So, there is definitely a glasses-wearing Paws buried in a book. Canonverse, they both get lost researching medical infos on datapads for hours on end. 

30. Who likes long walks on the beach?

Both. Especially long walks on the beach with each other. Saps, the both of them. Fang kidnaps Paws for a deserved vacation at the beach each year after school ends.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?

They both talk easily, and suprisingly deep conversation creeps on them when they don’t expect it

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?

Fang’s awesome, teasing aunt bought them the shirts. Fang’s says “If lost, return to my tall, hot husband” and Paws’ has the “I am tall and hot husband”. They actually wore them once or twice.

36. Who is the social media addict?

Fang. Addict is maybe a strong word, but he definitely is on social medias. Way more than Paws.

38. Who likes to star gaze?

*sing songs* Saaaaps. Both of them, next to each other. In canonverse, though, probably not. Not a lot interest in stars when you know most of them are systems at war.

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?

They motherhen the Pack in canonverse. Paws is the responsible-and-kind parent. Fang is the parent-you-don’t-piss-off but will also have the wild ideas. Just… don’t be idiots with them, or you won’t like the consequences.

42. Who is the neat freak?

Paws is a bit of a cleaning freak, in both verse, but Fang is very very organised. 

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?

F&T’s Paws is that awful, awful person that gets up naturally early, goes for a jog, gets back for a shower and healthy™ breakfast while Fang is still grumbling over his coffee, walks/bikes to school, gets back, goes swimming/running/training, comes back with a spring in his step. By then, Fang has to sit on him to make him stay still.They both enjoy lazy days, though.

46. Who has the longer food order?

They… they both eat a lot. On the rare times they go for take out, they order a ton of things and share everything. They’ll do the full starters-entrees-desserts at a restaurant and probably still eat tea with biscuits once at home.

48. Who loses stuff?

I don’t think they lose stuff. Too organized. Except for Fang’s pencils, they somehow always disappear, but that’s the curse of pencils.

50. Who is the hopeless romantic? 

SAPS. BOTH of them. SAPS. 

~X~——; "Number?" He didn't understand this one, despite cellphones being a thing, it wasn't something he had gotten around to looking into or even using.

~X~——; He was unable to control the wheeze that came from him

send 🔥 + a spicy question for my muse.

~X~——; “I suppose one could heighten sensation with it. Like how Gentle Fist shuts down or overloads chakra flow, but in a softer, more deliberate way….”

He paused

“There’s also shared energy flow, this could create a sense of bonding..”

He really hadn’t thought about this much before, a flush spreading over his cheeks.